Dr. Literal Queen of Nope

hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate

one of my favorite things in teen wolf is that no matter what happens, scott is still just a poor kid. he has super strength n super healing n he can take people’s pain away n become a true alpha through his own strength of will n win against hunters n alpha packs n the darach n survive theo killing him on those library steps but none of that saves him n his mom from poverty. he drives around on a dirt bike while his friends have cars n he’s the only one who has a job. melissa works night n day at the hospital n she has to beg the electric company to turn their electricity back on after they have shut it off since they r not able to pay. scott knows his mom sits down n makes a list every month to see how long it would take until they lose their house. it’s just like melissa said, u can save people’s lives but u cannot save them from life. even true alpha scott mccall cannot save himself from life

you watch a car commercial and the car is presented as a masculinity carapace and this idea persists as if we don’t all know that the car is actually a second womb and every arrival + subsequent exit from the vehicle is a rebirth — it’s obvious why straight men feel such an attachment, and doubly obvious why they don’t want you to know. the trained eye can locate the mother wound of every car driver within seconds.

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason