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This is either The Ordeal or The Road Back depending on whether they're given a little piece after. If they get the food themselves, then it's The Resurrection.

things used to be $5

that model is uncomfortably good

THREE CHEERS FOR BREAD WITH BUTTER ON IT!!! WOO!!!! YEAAHH!!!!

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

If there's anything that's going to be funny, it's going to see when millennials hit the same refractory period of self reflection that boomers hit, which I'm being seen manifested in the saddest copes known to man. Boomers had the ability to punch down from the safety of good economics and mutual funds, Gen X had the ability to forever live in a memory box of their childhood forever, but there's nothing really for Millennials. The world they knew, physically and digitally is dead and largely by their hands. The people who existed in the Wild West of the Internet and helped gate it up and turn it into endless sub developments of shitty apps that make it so everything and anything you do can be resurrected and used against you. No one is allowed to grow or move on, only make mediocre apology videos and develop a complex that lets you never evolve, beyond knowing the therapy talk words to get away with it. Boomers have two houses and a car in the garage, Gen X has a room full of limited edition star wars figures theoretically gaining in value, and all you have is the memories you've rewritten in your own head enough to forget what actually happened.