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literally my dad

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

Imagine being Samin Lee and your mother is the worst person you know and you spend your entire life avoiding becoming anything like her and then one day you make a mistake and accidentally become to your dear, sweet sister what your mother was to you and then in her desperate attempts to not become like you, your sister becomes like your mother. I’d blow up the everything.

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

Is there a transfem version?!?

Nonbinary version?

happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

Hmm hmm hmm. oxiclean loves her for who she is but turmeric cannot help but change her

WAIT WHICH SQUARES ARE U TALKING ABOUT 😭😭😭

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

Meshi is the Hebrew word for 'silk' so whenever I hear "Dungeon Meshi' I don't think 'dungeon food' I think 'dungeon silk'

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice