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love having a mutual who likes one specific thing. Seeing it on my dash and thinking oh yeah it’s my Thing mutual

Going into fandom tags really is asking if you wanna see your favorite characters fat, ugly, and mischaracterized

I will never let your people go!

One thing about babies. They're squishy. Another thing about babies. They have no idea what's going on and everything just kinda happens to them. A third thing about babies. Cute.

straight men trying to make Serious war dramas and accidentally making incredibly tender homoerotic cinema is the funniest thing

Can you imagine being so fucking disgustingly touch-starved and sex-saturated that any amount of fraternal camaraderie instantly signals “they are gays, they are in a homosexual relationship” to your ghoulish, porn-addled brain?

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

Elijah casts fireball

Total Protestant Victory