I cannot be bothered to die.

Seeing the black reaction to the Karmelo Anthony verdict, how can people possibly still conclude that whites should still live near them? These are just a few examples of many. For every good one, there's twenty bad ones and the bad ones aren't just bad in the "I have a temper and can't control my emotions" way but in the "I have a temper, can't control my emotions and can't understand the basics of society and my inability to understand will set off my bad temper" way. It's a war crime to expect those of us with developed prefrontal cortexes to live around people who think a black guy is justified in plunging a knife into a white guy's heart because the white guy lightly pushed his shoulder or something. They were unable to be selected for jury duty on the trial because they all (yes, all) disqualified themselves by basically saying "I can't put a black boy in jail." They are fundamental obstacles to a high trust society.

Do not die

If you must die, make sure that every single valuable asset, financial or otherwise, are accounted for in your will

Do not have premarital sex, especially as a man, because you may have a child who you will never know about until you're on your death bed and she will fuck up your will

Specify your beneficiaries in your IRAs and other retirement accounts, because financial custodians are so retarded they can't even get that clarified by themselves.

If you become a widow(er), do not take on a second spouse, especially if he is financially illiterare and you have a lot of money

"oh goddamn it"

"what the hell now"

"Jesus Christ why today?"