I cannot be bothered to die.

Who are the type of people to look at a new apartment compound in the middle of nowhere and think to themselves "ah yes perfect" because getting the downsides of suburbia and being in an apartment with the benefits of neither.

Worth it to be free of nogs.

I think a pool might be worth the effort.

Maybe if you chilled poolside on a hot summer day for a while you'll feel better.

Not Cornelius. Alexander is okay. Maybe Cornelius as a middle name.

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

Thomas Massie just gave a speech about the USS Liberty incident and how it was a very blatant attack. The thing that really gets me is that Israel's side of the story is that it was a case of mistaken identity but regardless of who they thought they were attacking they were still firing machine guns at the life boats. We're just supposed to be okay with that. If any muslim nation pulled that shit people would be crying war crime but because Israel does it they just get a pass. Every hospital they bomb, every wedding they bomb, every group of children they blast with a machine gun. Year after year for 6 decades and somehow there's never ANY wrongdoing on their part.

love that i’ve corrupted yalls minds so much nobody even mentioned censoring “with”

so are the people who have sex w*th their spouse on wedding night exempt?

NO T**TS EV*N W*RSE 🤮

medieval penitentials used to suggest waiting 3 days because of the example of Tobias

source?