I cannot be bothered to die.

Valve just doesn't fuck over their consumer. Very easy to not fuck up, yet the other retards keep painting the walls with their own brains anyway.

The key here is that valve is not a publicly traded company. Meaning they are not beholden to *dry heaves* shareholders or a board of directors *dry heaves*

maybe get married first, then worry about having kids

My favorite thing on social media right now is all the Europeans experiencing sothern heat, SEC stadiums, air conditioning, and Buc-ees for the first time.

Bro, they’re experiencing actual COLD Beer, in actual HOT weather.

Years ago, Stephen Fry toured America and did a BBC show about it. I believe it was around 2008, 2010, somewhere around there. And he went to a small, if I remember correctly, Nebraska college football game, and he was saying it was absolutely amazing, amazing the amount of pageantry that was there and the amount of goodwill and everybody was enjoying it and everybody was really into the game, and it was just a small little college football game, and that that dwarfed anything that happens in Burton for celebration for sports teams at all. And he couldn't even imagine what it would be like for the pro sports stuff. Americans just do everything bigger and better. I don't know if that means it's greater, but we are fucking crazy with our celebrations.