Isn't it funny when
Woah
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Did you see that? What the fuck.

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Isn't it funny when
Woah
Hey
Did you see that? What the fuck.

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this is the most comment I’ve ever see
Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.
you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie
Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"
But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.
In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.
They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.
At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.
That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)
This. All of this.
Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw
They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.
The up and coming lawyer is Thing?
Thing wins the case
it's actually started because Thing just passed the bar exam and no one will hire Thing
Thing is dressed as elle woods
so how's that "running half the internet on amazon's servers" thing going for everyone.
hey so how's that "running half the internet through cloudflare" thing going for everyone
vox may be inciting a war but alastor is out here inciting a divorce

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"I'M FROM FUCKING FLORIDA!"
Can't believe I'm saying this, but poor Val pffffff
i post in a few communities focused on helping people identify ai-generated images and something i'm noticing a lot is how many people are paying for a "business logo" and receiving an ai generated image.
y'all, even before generative ai, if a business logo is commissioned, you are owed at the very least a raw .psd file. standard practice is to provide a vector image, because a logo needs to look good at several sizes, but a raw editable .psd is the bare minimum. receiving a .jpg or .png is not accomplishing the directive of providing a logo, at best you are receiving a logo concept.
maybe tumblr isn't the right audience for this but i have to vent my frustrations here because this is a scam that could be avoided just by people understanding what it is they require. you don't even have to be good at telling if something is ai or not to avoid this problem, because ai cannot vectorize or provide layers! aaaaghh!
Tomska going hard on Twitter again.
Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer called the removal a “cruel political act.”
Painted over by the state government in the middle of the night.
Republican governance, both bigoted and cowardly about it.
slight bit of positivity. community is trying their best to make up for the loss with what they can
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT64YqAUF/
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT64YBm4T/
Need everyone to know it was fully fully chalked in. Links below each image to the TikToks they're from.
theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

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If you're having a private phone conversation with the phone off your ear, no headphones, and the speaker on in public, that's a public conversation now. That's an open invite, and I'm going to chime in if I have an opinion. This is now OUR disagreement about your boyfriend's spending habits.
Likewise, if you were too young to remember Bush's daddy sayin' the same thing in '89....Dubya was just a followup.
If you are making calls to Republican politicians about not supporting certain bills, remember to stick to Republican scripts. No trying to play on their emotions. Don't talk about people dying or marginalized people being hurt or anything like that. That doesn't work on them.
Instead, focus on:
Cost. These Republican bills have MASSIVE costs that either tax payers take the brunt of or it goes into the national debt.
Withholding your vote. You weren't going to vote for them anyway, but they have absolutely no way of knowing that. Even if you've said in other places, they are not researching every single person who calls to see who's a Republican. You're just another constituent using your vote as leverage. Take advantage of that.
Hard-working Americans/working class Americans/veterans/etc. Figure out the specific group of people that politician campaigns the hardest to and talk about them and how they'll be hurt by whatever is happening.
Trump's stupid fucking bill isn't cruel and evil and it's not going to kill millions of people, it's a huge financial strain that will drastically increase the national debt while hurting working class Americans who just need a bit of help and you would never consider voting for someone who would support it.
I told my Republican representative that I regretted voting for him (I didn't) and that I could not vote for him in good conscience in the next election unless he showed us that he regretted turning his back on veterans and hard working Americans who had their retirements ruined. I told him I was telling all my church friends and HOA neighbors (non-existent) all about how he had turned his back on the silent majority.
Nothing about morality or equality or anything. Just 100% pulled a Karen. I was a middle-class white lady who was displeased with him. I didn't even mention Trump, just money.
A week later the guy sent out a mailer about how he knows we're concerned, but he genuinely has our best interests at heart, addressing some of the issues I mentioned and a few others. Clearly I wasn't the only angry Karen giving him shit. If I'd tried to talk to this guy about the morality of supporting marginalized communities he would have just deleted the email, because he doesn't give a shit about marginalized communities because they don't vote for him. Middle-aged white ladies vote for him. And now he knows some of us are pissed at him.
Be a Karen to a Republican. They deserve it.
SOOOOO funny when you’re having a strong emotion and your logical brain KNOWS you’re overreacting but you literally can’t do anything about it.
Emotional brain: fire and rage and biting and biting and biting
Logical brain: That was an innocent mistake, and not anyone’s fault.
Emotional brain: you’re right… fire and rage and biting biting biting for one thousand years tho
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”
this is like asking a medieval christian monk if he remembers the ten commandments like if not what have I been wasting my years learning
really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this
when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor