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I was built to be an anxious dog with a tongue that stick out the side and a very patient owner who makes me wear those little booties when it rains, but instead I have a mortgage. jesus christ

oh that's really good. Freaklet Miss Molly Mae, you lived the life that I aspire to

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied

A divorced american man will join a right wing terror group because he didnt get custody of the kids he didnt take care of at all

An american man will have an affair with a colleague, get caught, get divorced, and join isis

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated