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Damian, raising his eyebrow, unimpressed: What about them?
Jon: Well, you know a lot about them so...
Damian: Spit it out, dancing around the subject, as you are, is unbecoming!
Jon: Th-Theres a guy I really really like and he loves dogs, and is even looking into adopting one or getting one from a good breeder, and I offered to help him because I just wanted an excuse to talk to him! But I don't know anything about dogs! I mean, there's Krypto but does he even really count as a dog? I guess also Titus and Ace but I'm only around them when I'm with you, and all I ever do I pet them!
Damian: You can not be serious.
Jon: This dog thing is really important Damian! Apprentantly he couldn't have any pets when he lived with his parents, but there was this wild dog that he would play with sometimes. He, like, really loves dogs, he gets so excited when he so much as catches a glimpse of them! His eyes get all soft and his smile is so-so bright! And he is, like, obsessed with Krypto whenever Krypto is around, its so cute!
Damian, less judgemental: You are serious.
Jon: I just want his experience with his first dog to be perfect, yaknow? Sorry, I know I'm being unreasonable.
Damian: What is he looking for?
Jon: Huh?
Damian: This guy, what is he looking for with a dog? Does he have a specific breed in mind? Any allergies? What is his house like? Does he have a yard or live in an appartment? Does he live near a park or forest if he doesn't have a yard? Does he have any physical limitations? How much time can he alot to grooming? If we're going to help him, we need to know this information so we can help him properly.
Jon, tearfully: Damian! You're the bestest friend ever!*hugs him*
Damian, embarrassed: Unhand me!
Bonus
*6 weeks later*
Jon, postmission: Agh what are we going to do with this beast? Danny is going to be here in 5 minutes! He can't see this thing! He'll freak out!
Damian, pouting: If father would just see reason and let me keep him, we wouldn't be in this situation.
Jon: What even is it? It looks kinda dogish? Maybe it already has an owner?
Beast in question: *towering golden colored animal with a wrinkled dog like snout, massive dog like paws, scales going up its limbs, long, slightly curled fangs, a curly lion-like mane, and a long curly furred tail*
Jon: I don't see a collar, do you?
Damian: No. Perhaps-
Beast: *perks up*
Danny: Hey, sorry I'm a bit early, astronomy club let out early because Michael was stupid and did a back flip off the- *stops as he makes eye contact with the "beast"*
Jon: Uhhh Danny, listen this this is-is uh-
Damian: A statue. I had it commissioned and it just arrived-
Danny: How in all the afterlives did you find a Fu Dog puppy in America!*eyes glittering in awe*
Damian: Fu Dog?
Jon: Puppy?!
Danny: Hi baby! Oh you're just the cutest thing aren't you?
Fu Puppy: *wags and shoves his nose in Danny's hand, having decided Danny wasn't an evil spirit*
Danny: So how did you find him? Fu Dog breeders are suuuper touchy about where they send their puppies, they're almost unseen outside of China! *happy petting the massive puppy, ignorant to the bewildered looks he was getting*
Jon: Oh uh we jus-
Damian: Jon told me you were in search of a dog. My father has a friend that pulled some strings. He was supposed to be a surprise, but due to some miscommunication the puppy was delivered early.
Danny, eyes soft: Really? Jon thats the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
Jon, blushing: Oh uh it was-it was nothing!
Danny: Oh but this must have cost a fortune! How much do I owe you?
Damian: No need, my father happily payed, it barely made a dent. You can repay us by taking good care of him.
Danny: If you're sure. *laughs as the puppy licks him*
Jon: So, uh, not to be a party pooper but how is he going to fit in your house?
Danny, laughing: Uh, spirit shifting silly! All mythical dogs are able to do it, its how they blend in with their owners when they're masquerading as human or living. Its taught to all puppies as soon as they're old enough to be taught, since its so important to our part of the worlds secrecy. Watch, *clicks his tongue to grab the puppy's attention* P̸ÍÍÍĚŚuĚ´ĚÍĚĚ Ěp̸ÍÍÍÍĚĄÍp̸ÍĚÍĚ ÍĚ yĚľÍÍ̞̍ÍÍ,Ě´ÍÍÍĚźÍ mĚ¸Í ÍÍĚşÍĚaĚľÍÍÍĚťÍs̸ÍÍĚĚÍĚŤk̸ĚÍÍĚĚ.Ě´ĚÍÍĚ Í
Fu Puppy: *starts shimmering gold, and shinks down. the light dissipates revealing a tiny apricot colored Shar-Pei puppy*
Danny: See? *happily picks up his new puppy* Its fine!
The blessings Batman will give Danny once he realizes that this means that he has a reliable secondary home/foster to send mythical creatures to instead of letting Damian keep them.
Especially the fact that Danny has no problem making sure to update Damian about placements and life updates.
~Ghostly Home for Mythics & Monsters~
DedBoi: Those wyvrn pips have been adopted by a barn breeder. They've been adopted to an older mare who just lost a clutch to poor weather.
aSASSin: that is amenable.
DedBoi: New mama is named Crest Blazer. They've been calling the pips Jet Turbo and Rebel until they are big enough to start getting their colors.
DedBoi: <pic of a large orange wyvrn curled around two tiny black babies while a third white baby crawls on its head>
SunnyBoi: Awww so cute! â¤ď¸
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OGded: What do you call this? Also what do I do with it?<pic of a main coon cat with wings>
DedBoi: Sir Floofingtons the third.
aSASSin: A Tressym.
OGded: Tressym, cool. So the sanctuary people are here to deal with the rest of the trafficked animals and I just need to know if this Tressym's going with them or not.
DedBoi: he's just a flying cat he can stay in this realm if you find him a proper owner. More like let him find his person. Tressyms can be quite particular about who they bond with.
OGded: đ
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acroBAT: Plz snd HLP!!!
acroBAT: <pic of a giant fuzzy spider in a dog cage>
acroBAT: ths nt wht I xptd whn brkn up th dg rng!
DedBoi: OMW
aSASSin: is typing...
Bat: No
DedBoi: Don't worry Dami, I have several potential parents for her. It's gonna be a full on battle between Sam, Undergrowth and Fright Knight alone.
aSASSin: acceptable
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SoulWhore: Ya got any place for six hellhound bites?
aSASSin: yes
Bat: No.
SoulWhore: lookin like four boys an two gals. About... puppy sized... still milk age?
Bat: @DedBoi
SoulWhore: <pic of whispy shadow puppies with their eyes barely open>
Bat: @DedBoi
DedCopy: mine Mine MIne MINe MINE!
DedBoi: ... OH... Ellie and I are on our way.
SoulWhore: It'd be easier for me to come to you.
DedBoi: Yeah, which is why we are on our way to @aSASSin
Bat: is typing...
DedBoi: they're gonna need around the clock care for the next few weeks before we can wean them.
Bat: is trying...
DedBoi: plus the cave is best for them until their shadowy existence solidifies. Too much light this small will hurt them.
Bat: John, you may deliver the litter to the Batcave at your earliest convenience.
SoulWhore: right mate.
SunnyBoi: yay! Puppy care party!
aSASSin: are we sure it is wise to allow Jon to assist in the care of beings weak to sunlight?
DedBoi: aww, don't be mean Dami, he's the only sunshine they'll get until they're much older.
A character idea that's been stuck in my head for a while. A computer/web assistant program desperately trying to justify its own existence as someone goes through their old computer from the 2000s. It's personified as a cat, because of course it is
I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understandingâ"
I face-timed to ask if he waved, and he (again, very calmly and politely) explained that while yes, he did wave, they were already above the clouds and thus it would have been impossible for me to see. I decided not to press the matter bc it was honestly really cute that he'd actually waved
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i think people get so used to their own creative work that they forget how amazing it is so iâm making this post as a reminder You are the only person capable of making art the exact way you make it. nobody else on earth can do that. there are always going to be those little habits and intricacies and details that simply cannot be replicated whether itâs in writing or painting or textiles and you make life all the better for it i love my friendsâ art i love art from strangers im trying to love my own art I LOVE YOU!!! THE PERSON READING THIS!!!!!!! YOU ARE A PART OF THIS WORLD NEVER EVER STOP MAKING THINGS THAT CAN IMPACT IT
this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3
so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now
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