~*sunflower*~

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚

Having a sidebar about gender and pronouns in your indie RPG is de rigueur these days, but I have to confess I wouldn't know where to begin. The supported player character types in my most recently published games have variously included sapient jellyfish, sinister hovering orbs, and creatures so abstract that their human players aren't allowed to know what the words on their character sheets mean when play begins. Forthcoming titles I'm currently working on will add "two-inch-tall frog wizards", "the sapient reproductive apparatus of a fungal hive mind", and "a deep space bounty hunter who is secretly a person-size mech suit operated by fugitive space gerbils" to the list. I feel like unpacking enough assumptions to drill down to the level of pronouns is one of those beyond-the-scope-of-this-text propositions.

Make a d6 (or d66!) lookup table of non-sequitur ways to answer or avoid the question "what are your genders/pronouns?"

They weren't lying, someone really is out there doing things with way more confidence and way less skill than me/you

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

I love that human humor has basically never changed thousands of years ago we were still shitposters

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

kind of problematic to make stories based on your real world experiences and environment when you live in a flawed society. you should just write things with no connection to anything whatsoever. your characters should be like geometric shapes floating in a void