~*sunflower*~

potato battery? no. potato usually fried by itself. potato starchy enough to go in oil without batter

Potato battery? no, it only threatened you, which is assault

yes. good. fried potato taste very good with a salt

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

how to communicate "no, you can't put meetings that close together on my calendar because you have to give me time in between listening to talk about fuck ass ai bullshit so i can stand on my porch and look at plants and remember there is life beyond this nonsense or i will explode us all with my mind over microsoft teams" without getting fired

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

my dead wife. the ad free internet