~*sunflower*~

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

Can’t believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out