I answer to san. ā¤ she/her, old enough to know better ā¤ elflouse ā¤ congenitally unserious ā¤Ā perpetual dilletantism under "cringe&free" "fuckitup friday" and "san sews" tags ā¤ sewing sideblog at @san-sews-seams ā¤ Hellsite resident since 2010
Hey friends and foes! want me to fuckitupfriday your favorite little guy*?
Context: i am currently doing a portrait illustration course in the name of more ambitious fuckups. As part of that, i'm doing a portrait at least once a week, and trying to get maximum variety in the base models so i don't just learn to draw one kind of face or something, y'know? Except my interest in human forms is limited and i'm at the point where it's like. Why Not Just Draw Trees And Fish Forever.
So!
Feel free to send me an ask or DM with a photo reference and any additional description of your little guy! And i will do my best to fuckemup friday them!
Don't know when and I obviously make zero promises on how well, but! I will try!
And if you dunno where to look for references: i have an annual pass to trueref.io, so that's somewhere to start.
Most recent practice from my camera roll, for reference:
*i am also down to fuckitupfriday your least favorite little guy š like naming a feeder roach after your ex
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It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere
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āHaha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.ā
Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.
āY2K came to nothing amirite?ā
Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.
āRemember the hole in the ozone layer?ā
You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?
One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those āitās gonna be an apocalypseā disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.
The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.
And I still think thatās going to happen. I donāt know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope wonāt help bring it about.
And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.
So, some time ago, I shared a post about a costume that I was sewing. And here is the reason why I was sewing it - to spend some time on the brig La Grace (that's her on the last photo) and learn a bit about sailing, haha! It was most lovely, and I even managed not to get seasick.
Not many photos with me (but you can see me there buttoning my vest) as I was the one holding the camera most of the time, but I have tons of photos with @leona-florianova, who was there too ( ļ¾ ļ¾ļ½°ļ¾)ļ¾
Can we please talk about how the most criminally underrated comedic aspect of the legendarium is the length of Elrosā kingship. Like bro caused the funniest succession crisis known to mankind when he died because his son, who was almost 400, abdicated on the spot because he was too old and passed the kingship to his own son right.
Which implies that abdication due to age was absolutely a possibility. An option, in fact. One which Elros clearly didnāt take up. Why? Because in my book, motherfucker was having way too much fun. Bro watched his son start to hobble around the place and was like āyeah but I like fucking and dining and wining and hunting, Iām keeping the crown, sucks to be you, major loserā. He gives me young Robert Baratheon vibes right. I know my beloved himbo was drinking to excess every night and streaking nude through the courtyards with his hunting buddies while Elrond learned to play depressing tunes on the harp and pulp herbs or whatever the fuck he was doing back in Middle Earth. I know Elros laughed like 20 times a day. I know you could hear him from four streets away. I know he had like 30 illegitimate children because his wife probably didnāt live even half as long as him. At least 30. I know his sneeze was audible from the moon.
Anyway just imagine being Vardamir and being like ādad is it my turn for the crown now?ā every fifty years and your dad just lifting a finger and going āno šāš»ā. And you have to tell yourself not to take offence at this because your dad grew up in like the worst time to grow up ever and had the most traumatic childhood and was practically orphaned by six. Like of course he wants to spend his dying days drinking and dancing right. Unfortunately his dying days last 400 years long. I tell you this, in my mind, the only reason why the NĆŗmenoreans canonically have a tradition of abdicating a few years before their death is because final-stage Elros went down in history as the most irritating monarch to exist.
And itās even funnier with Elros because this guy wasnāt just raised by elves, he was raised byādue to kidnap-adoption circumstanceāthe fucking Noldor of all elves. Not just any Noldor but a son of FĆ«anor, freshly departed from the courtly halls of Aman. They invented the world ānostalgiaā when the guy who wrote the dictionary took one look at Maglor FĆ«anorian. Whatās more, he grew up in what was the most devastating war the world had ever seen. So I am sure that Elrosā views are somewhat archaic at best. He makes your extremely conservative grandpa sound like Che Guevera.
Oh, and elves are technically hardier etc, so any time thereās a shortage in NĆŗmenor this guy is literally out here saying ālet them eat cakeā and genuinely means it well, because he, Elros Tar-Minyatur, has on multiple occasions survived by eating one small bite of cake a day. I just know that in the last fifty years of his reign, he blanket vetoed every single workplace hazard control measure because he thinks āhealth and safety has gone madā. He doesnāt see the point of paving a road. He tries to outlaw whatever the NĆŗmenorean version of a miniskirt is and his daughter has to literally threaten him out of it. The whole ādancing bearsā thing happened because the wrong people caught Elros and his hunting buddies having yet another post-hunt cock measuring competition and afterparty at the ripe young age of 250 and the royal PR team had to come up with something. And does his language shift and adapt to the needs of society? Absolutely not. In his last decade, 80% of his vocabulary is considered a slur.
And the cherry on this cake? The cherry on this cake is the fact that, once again canonically, my guy Elros was pretty young and spry until he was literally dying. And I assume that meant he also looked pretty young and spry because thereās no way for a human body to look 500 years old. So imagine sitting in at the royal council trying to, idk, bring forth the idea of indoor plumbing and the crankiest old man stands up and gives a speech about how in HIS day people just shat in a pot under the bed and emptied it the next day and HEāS five hundred years old so CLEARLY itās not going to kill people to not have a sewage system. āI pissed in a pot the day I was born and I pissed in a pot this morning, and Iāll piss in a pot on my deathdayā and you canāt even go āokay grandpa time for bedā and wheel him out. Because heās 6ā4 and built like a brick shithouse and has the smoothest skin you have ever seen. āGrandpaā would put you in a fucking headlock if you tried to wheel him to bed. āGrandpaā is your king.
Also the fact that he just randomly decided to die at 500. My personal headcanon here is that that was the morning he woke up with his first hangover ever. He has spent 400 years drinking and fucking and eating enough for ten people and one fine morning he wakes up with a mildly dry mouth and a slight headache. Motherfucker marches off to his sonās room, throws the door open, fucking yeets the crown onto his head, and promptly lays down to die because a world in which he, Elros Tar-Minyatur, is subject to a mild hangover, is not a world which he, Elros Tar-Minyatur, wishes to occupy.
Think about that. The Peredhel line, mired in tragedy, sunk neck deep in mortal consequences and political suicides and passive endurance. And this one guy, who one hundred percent had a fuckchair that he used to his dying day, who chose to die when he did purely because his life was fucking great and he wanted to go out on a high.
What a hopeful mythos!!!
What Iām trying to say here is, we have so much wonderful fiction about Elros the Menace as a child, yet not nearly enough conceptions of Elros the Menace as an adult. I know that the entirety of the palace in NĆŗmenor tried to bell him like a cat by the time he reached 450. His ministers would draw straws every year to see which one of them had to crawl up to the palace and beg him to abdicate. And each time, he would say ālol noā except he wouldnāt even do that, he would make his pet monkey do it. Because he has a small pet Capuchin monkey to which he taught sign language. Because heās a peacetime king and is 499 years old and he was born in a war and if he wants a pet monkey to speak for him, then by god will a pet monkey speak for him so you better fucking address Elros Tar-Minyaturās pet monkey as your royal highness or get executed for treason at dawn.
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obviously thereās nothing morally wrong with the projectionist lens through which a large portion of fandom operates but it does get kind of tiring to constantly feel like. hey guys what if we stopped talking about ourselves and instead talked about the character
and of course a degree of projectionism can be a very useful lens in certain circumstances, such as having unique insight into a character who shares certain aspects of your own experiences. but at the end of the day you still gotta recognize that there are going to be aspects of them that diverge from yourself
ok since you guys liked my perpetually unfinished sketches, have another āi will probably never colour thisā illustration featuring elrond and elros (and half of elwing). i know in my heart of hearts that these two were menaces. poor elwingās ājust wait till your dad gets homeā list currently fills around 2 full books. i know elros bit at least three people a day and elrond knew swears in four different languages at least. canon. canon to me!
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