But if you never try, you'll never know
Hollanov - Rated T - 14.3k - Complete
Throughout the final year of his contract with the Voyageurs, Shane, his family and friends, and hockey fans all wonder what heβs going to do about his expiring contract.
Change is scary. Voicing that you're scared β to others but mainly to yourself β is scarier.
Lower Body Injury
Hollanov - Rated E - 13.3k - 2/4 Chapters - ONGOING
Their annual California (and Vegas) road trip was far too long for Shane and Ilyaβs liking. Shane had reinstated his βno sex on the roadβ rule after Ilyaβs hat trick in San Jose and they were both dying inside.
Once home, it didnβt take them long to chase each other up the stairs. It had been far too long for the both of them. Finally in their bedroom with no one to possibly overhear them, they went for it - only maybe a little too fast.
OR
From the sudden lack of dick in his ass, Shane knew something was wrong.
and so the sealion fell in love with the loon
Hollanov - Rated E - 4k - Complete
The moment Ilya suggested he could marry Svetlana, Shane saw red. He feels like he could kill Ilya for saying this so casually. How dare he suggest that. After all they've been through, the lying, the sneaking around. Did all of this mean nothing to Ilya?
Shane wanted Ilya and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make sure Ilya is his forever.
Final Boarding Call
Hollanov - Rated G - 2.2k - Complete
Eyes still glued out the window, Ilya watched as they taxied to the runway. He noticed his leg starting to bounce again but was powerless to stop it. To anyone else on the plane he must look like a nervous flyer.
He was finally on his way to Montreal. Finally on his way to Shane. Finally able to hope for something more.
Come On, Letβs Get You Your Chicken Parmesan
Hollanov - Rated T - 2.4k - Complete
After their meeting with the commissioner, Shane and Ilya finally get their first proper date. It might not be what they wanted their first date to be like, but fuck it. They were out and they might as well make the best of it.
Check Please!
And Iβd choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, inersion of reality, Iβd find you and Iβd choose you.
Parswoops - Rated G - 10k - Complete
A collections of 100 drabbles. Kent βParseβ Parson and Jeff βSwoopsβ Troy. Though they only appear together once in an extra, they are more that two underdeveloped characters on screen?
Kent Can Do It With a Broken Heart
Past Kent/Jack - Rated T - 9.7k - Complete
Kent knows what they're all thinking: He's having the time of his life. But he's not, how could he? Kent's alone in Vegas with the knowledge that the love of his life is alive but doesn't want anything to do with him anymore.
How will Kent survive his first year in the NHL with a broken heart?
Spoiler alert: He cries a lot but he's so productive, it's an art. Cause he knows he's good when he can even do it with a broken heart.
5 Times Kent Parsonβs Ass Looked Fantastic
Parswoops - Rated E - 9.7k - Complete
When youβre surrounded by professional athletes all the time, odds are youβre gonna find an ass that looks fantastic. Unfortunately for Jeff Troy, the only ass he finds fantastic is Kent Parsonβs. Itβs fine when they play on different teams and donβt know each other. Itβs another issue when youβre line mates and best friends.
You Didnβt Ask The Question
Parswoops - Rated G - 6.7k - Complete
Kent and Jeff had both been through this before. One more goal and they would have forced a Game 7. Losing in the Conference Finals wasnβt the same as losing the Cup, but they were so close. No matter when you lose in the playoffs it hurts.
But Kent had Jeff. And Jeff had Kent. And that's all that mattered.
How is he?
Parswoops - Rated T - 3.6k - Complete
They had their fair share of incidents on the ice. Bad checks over the years, finding themselves at the bottom of scrums, crashing into the net, mainly Kent since he annoys the shit out of goalies by being in their space.
As always, on-ice incidents happened out of nowhere. Things are quick to develop on the ice. Simply the wrong place at the wrong time.
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there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.
short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.
meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.
your teens are for repeatedly not killing yourself. your 20s are for having intellectual pretensions. your 30s are for making a reallyyyyy good cup of chai masala
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you know how that first morning at the cottage ("i like you" / "i like you too") ilya's kind of half asleep and then after they talk shane cuddles in again and ilya pulls him close....i think ilya fell back asleep but shane didn't and after cuddling for a lil while he carefully got out of bed to go take a piss and start on breakfast. and then ilya woke up to the smell of bacon (BACON!! SHANE HOLLANDER COOKING BACON!! FOR ILYA!!) and he practically floated into the kitchen wanting to wrap his arms around shane and start their first morning together and then-
then he froze in place bc shane is standing there in just his underwear and fucking stubble. stubble. ilya's never seen this man with stubble up to this point and he hadn't noticed it earlier, was too sleepy. but now he's just standing at the edge of the kitchen with wide eyes as shane plates their breakfast and finally shane notices him standing there and looks up like π€¨ why are you just standing there
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In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly donβt get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.
#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic
Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation
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