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The insta of former Swedish Crown Prince Wilhelm, 23 - finishing a graphic design degree in Amsterdam and spending his days studying, working, going to cosy cafes and open mics and on trips around the world with his friends and boyfriend â¤ď¸
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hmm my former landlords are trying to deduct a frankly off the rails amount of money from our security depositâŚmy time has come once again
i was chatting with a coworker about this whole saga today and someone nearby popped into the convo to be like âyou know, you can use chatgpt to write a demand letter!â and i sort of blinked and went, âokay. i did it myself, though.â and she was like, âyeah but it can tell you what laws and stuff are relevantâ and i was like, âi also did research myself.â and she was very well-meaning but she said âchatgptâ like six more times before she left and it was genuinely baffling to me, this insistence on it.
and in the one hand, did i enjoy spending hours researching housing regulations in my state? not especially. drafting this email was stressful. but on the other hand, did i learn a lot by doing that research? yeah, i did. iâm more prepared for my current and future leases. i used some of that info to make decisions about a new renterâs insurance policy. i already told three different people about things i learned that are relevant to their leases that they didnât know yet. (pro tip: see if youâre supposed to be getting annual interest payments on your security deposit! also look up what specific appliances your landlords must legally provide as of 2026.) i also got to reconnect with my cousin for a bit because her job gave her specific insight on part of the situation, and iâd much rather do that than have a chatbot make shit up for me.
also, i drafted that email with the power of friendship (friends angry on our behalf) and spite (from landlords telling me not to do my research). chatgpt could never.
(we got the money back, by the way đŞ)
Please never use generative AI tools for any kind of legal dispute. It does not know what laws or court cases are. It will make up something that sounds favorable to you, and you will get crushed. There are free resources out there to learn this stuff. And sometimes attorneys will offer free consultations or volunteer at a free legal clinic. OP didn't just do it themselves to do extra work or some shit. This is really the only viable way to do things short of hiring a professional to do it for you.
ChatGPT is not easier or faster in matters like this. It is a shot to the foot.
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in my heart, ilya does fuck with shane by calling spaghetti other kinds of pasta just to get on his nerves
"does rotini need more mice or no?"
"okay, enough saying goodbye with fettucine, we need to go, hollander"
"shane, tell elbow macaroni to stop knocking over his fucking water dish. he is making a MESS."
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.
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help Iâm having ideas beyond my available free time
help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels
i know most leftists agree that everybody should have a right to food, water, shelter, and healthcare but i think a vitally important fifth pillar is privacy. people should not be compelled to be tracked, monitored, or to share personal space with others to access their other essential rights
"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" is and always has been fascist rhetoric everyone.
accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem
instances of shane, the worlds most jock, calling ilya baby:
âBaby, what time is it?â
âHuh? Hold on, baby, I canât hear you. Fuck, itâs loud in here.â
âFuck, Ilya, yes, like that, baby, just like that, fuckââ
âIlya, whatâsâ Are you crying? Whatâs wrong, baby, itâs okay, itâsâ Whatâs wrong? Please, tell me, whatâs wrong?â
âFuckinâ A, Rozanov! Yes, baby! Fuck, that was a good one. Câmere.â
âMm, baby, your feet are cold. Ah! Ilya, get your cold fucking feet off me. Put some socks on. Jesus.â
âHold on, Iâll ask himâ Baby, my mom wants to know if steak is good for dinner?â
âYour hair is so fluffy today. No, no, come back, let meâ Yes. Thank you, baby.â
âIlyusha. My baby. Ilyusha. Youâre so pretty. Donât laugh! Iâm being serious!â
âYouâre gonna have to skate better than that to beat me in the scoring race, baby, Iâm locked in this season.â
âFuck, baby, youâre burning up. No, asshole, I mean youâre sick. You canât go to practice like this, donât be fucking stupid.â
âUh, just a beer, please. Thank you, baby, thatâs perfect.â
âIlya, baby, you want a pretzel?â
âHi, baby. You looked good out there, that goal was fuckinâ insane.â
The discovery of the statue of Antinous in Delphi, Greece in 1894
Really obsessed with this one like how old cameras worked making everyone blurry against the statue and just makes you realize how long the statue has been right. There.
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heâs in love your honor
25 seconds really is an obscene amount of time to stand frozen in a shower. And tbh he probably would have stood there longer if Ilya hadn't been gesturing for Shane to do it back. Like I do think that's what broke his focus because you can practically see the tunnel vision setting in. Immersion was only broken by Ilya's weird cupped-hand gesture and Shane realizing that he was supposed to do something.
We also know that Shane has fantasies about Ilya Wet and Jerking It. (To be clear: This is my interpretation of the shower scene at the end of episode 4. I have Thoughts.)
So my question is for Ilya and it's: Hey dude. How long did it take you to remember THAT look on your Schroedinger's Boyfriend's face and realize how much he would actually genuinely like to watch you jerk off. Definitely didn't happen during their hookup era because Shane would have whined and scowled and probably ghosted for a bit if Ilya wanted to waste one of their precious few meetups on mutual masturbation. The order of operations for Shane goes: 1: Blowjob To Warm It Up 2: Dick in Ass 3: Give it to me baby 4 (optional): Showerhead shower head 5: Make NO EYE CONTACT as the beautiful slutty butterfly returns to the safety of his athleisure chrysalis. So we're working with a very narrow margin of error and absolutely no space for Antics.
So it's gotta be the cottage, right? It's gotta be fully seven years later when Shane finally gets the opportunity to sit there and watch Ilya get himself hard, watch how he touches himself when it's for more than just getting himself ready to roll on a condom. And maybe they're in the shower together and maybe Shane gets to do what he clearly wanted to do all those years ago and just. Stand there. Watching this wet Adonis put on a show for him specifically. And he gets to Look At It.
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personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud
they are sitting together on a sun lounge at the hotel private beach. shane sitting at the edge between ilyaâs legs with ilyaâs arms wrapped around his waist and his chest pressed against shaneâs back. and ilya has been kissing his husbandâs neck for a while now, shane is so warm from sunbathing and still feels salty because he was in the ocean just a short while ago. and it was ilya who called shane over to sit down and reapply sunscreen, and even the taste of ocean and sunscreen didnât stop ilya from kissing him â nothing will ever stop ilya from kissing shane actually. and shane says âilya, i want to go for another swimâ and ilya replies âno sweetheart, you have to stay here with me. weâre on our honeymoon arenât we? that means you have to stick close to me all dayâ and shane chuckles and ilya hugs him and kisses him behind his ear and says again âjust three million more kisses on your neck and you can go back to the oceanâ and shane says with a smile âthree million kisses will take all dayâ and ilya replies âthen youâd better let me get startedâ
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another incredibly tragic thing shane just drops casually happens when he and ilya do a house tour for gq or some shit. the interviewer asks something like âwhats the biggest change in your living space since coming out and moving in togetherâ and shane goes âhonestly just being able to comfortably live with each other. for a long time we were erasing every tiny detail of ourselves so we wouldnt be caught. but now we can have our wedding pictures on the mantel :)â and everyone dies
Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement
