on your wings

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

i very much want to clarify before people get mad at me: i am not saying this is a thing that matters genuinely literally at all ever. i just am curious if most people care or are even aware of this.

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

some people are taking "doomed" to mean "dead". this is actually a misconception! you can be doomed even if you don't die! it's sometimes worse if you don't die!

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

shauutyys like a fuckin bitch in my headdd

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

lots of good "reblog and tell me" posts recently so i wanna play. reblog and tell me the last film you watched on physical media. i'll go first mine was predators (2010) and i watched it on blu-ray.