I saw a tweet that asked “has there even been a baby who sat in the Stanley cup, then proceeded to join the nhl/win a Stanley cup?” and my dumb ass confindently went “JACK ZIMMERMANN”
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I saw a tweet that asked “has there even been a baby who sat in the Stanley cup, then proceeded to join the nhl/win a Stanley cup?” and my dumb ass confindently went “JACK ZIMMERMANN”
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Words of wisdom from our favorite Southern hockey player:
"Crushes are stressful. Dating is disappointing. Every relationship you either breakup or get married then divorced. Pies can't hurt you."
-Eric Bittle, 2015
Doing everything but giving us Check Please smh
he’s so perfect…now the real question is . IS HE WEARING CONTACT LENS OR WAS HE BORN WITH RED EYES.
Been thinking a lot about rookie Dex living with Capt Shane Hollander when he gets drafted by the metros because mentally he’s still a broke college student who just got offered free housing and he’s not gonna say no. And the usual suspects that offer to take in rookies are having babies or having their house remodeled so they can’t do it, and Shane feels bad because he’s Capt and he’s never housed a rookie before and that’s what captains do so he says yes. And now Shane and Ilya have to figure out how to see each other now that someone is literally in the house. Shenanigans ensue. All the while, Will is oblivious because he’s coming to terms with the fact that he’s in love with Derek who was drafted by the admirals.
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Parent: what’s gotten you into hockey?
Me: *Flash back of all the check please pages in a montage.* Ya know, just seeing people talk about it online, and how everyone hates Vegas, and ya know, it’s Carolina!
"Downfall" by Noah Kahan
one vague post per day for this fic i think, i really like this title