the journey itself is home

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

tng is so funny because picard has this random god whose for some reason obsessed with him not romantically not platonically not sexually but in a secret fourth way that is also all three at once and this god is like kind of an asshole and all the other gods hate him and also think he's an asshole. and everybody still has no idea why he's obsessed with this middle-aged french man but he likes putting him in situations and showing up in his bed. also he steals picard's girlfriend

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

once i get over it i will be over it

I think more non binary characters should be fat

fat and black and brown 👍🏾

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

age regressing to 2 years old but I'm a Christian baby and you are about to get a home run

you put a dog on a diet and he'll start begging for plain ass vinegar like he's christ on the cross

it's just that like. if I were writing a story, and somebody said, "I think that character in your story is a trans woman," and I didn't want them to think that. I would probably avoid a scene where I have someone hand that character a trans flag and call them princess. And I wouldn't change what pronouns I use for them, or have them tumble out of a closet at their introduction. Oh and I wouldn't have a scene where they get really excited about the idea of being a princess instead of a prince

If I were a man making a video game I suppose wouldn’t think anything of having the “evidence” for a male character somehow being a woman being misogynistic nonsense such as “likes being stepped on”, “likes ribbons and frilly dresses”, “bakes cakes and likes tea parties”, “blushes easily”, “self-sacrificial”, “very concerned with being cute’”, and so on since my fanbase would just eat it up anyway

woah, hang on. i've never even heard anybody mention most of that shit in tandem with trans ralsei theories. if you have, then go talk to the people who are saying that. i agree, i don't think any of that is evidence that ralsei is trans. that's why i didn't say any of it.