'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

i would be nothing without 3,000 - 17,000 songs

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

love pulling up a fic on ao3 & the author’s name is like flump. okay flump take me on a journey !!

i hate how nervous i get when applying to jobs this shit sucks