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at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

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liquidatorbruntfca

its Morn Spinning Monday

happy Morn Spinning Monday to all those who celebrate

thatisnotagoodswamp

I will reblog this every Monday I see it

gallwithapall

FINALLY I CAN REBLOG ON A MONDAY

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Reblog to spin Morn faster

everythingfox

What type of kangaroo is this?

witchofdunwich

a few days ago a coworker asked me to explain Hanukkah and I asked her if she knew what a menorah was. She said, “like the Northern Lights?”

I’m simultaneously haunted by and wild about this concept now. instead of aurora borealis, menorah borealis. menorah borealis

yubriamakesart

i’m not Jewish but now i’m also captivated by the concept of a menorah borealis, and I didn’t see anyone else drawing it. Hope you like it & hope everyone who celebrates has a lovely Hanukkah. <3

edit: now with the correct number of branches for a Hanukkah menorah.

edenfenixblogs

This is beautiful!!!!!

veliseraptor

okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”

what are the modernists even

seagodofmagic

the best part of that story in context is that before they pull out their dicks, hemingway spends the better part of a chapter physically describing fitzgerald in great detail, claiming to be grossed out by him but obviously, obviously uncomfortably attracted

veliseraptor

oh my god, it got better. I just went to find an excerpt and

Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.

ernest hemingway calm down and control your thirst a little

flatluigi

“The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more“ is a hell of a line

fozmeadows

No Homo: A Literary Masterpiece

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finwe-the-disappointed-deactiva

...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

crutchie-morris

op how does it feel to have been the funniest person alive at age eleven

memeuplift

nz45south

idratherhavefreedom

gracekelli-archive

there’s a lot of villain archetypes that i find interesting, but truly none of them will ever be as compelling to me as the white haired cunty grandpa villain

gracekelli-archive

who serves like them.

saxifraga-x-urbium

#it represents the most dangerous type of human being#an rich white guy whos good at public speaking

420technoblazeit

hwat do we think gamers. good fit or too early 2000s?

420technoblazeit

im going home to change immediately.

420technoblazeit

HWY ARE YOU GUYS STILL FUCKIGN SPREADING THIS. I DOTN LOOK LIKE THE ONCELER IM GOIGN TO CHOP UR DIKC OFF AND MAKE A SHITTY SECONDRATE NEW YORK HOT DOG WIHT IT. AND IT WONT SELL FOR ANYTHING HIGHER HTAN 50 CENTS. THAT'S HOW BAD YOUR DICK IS

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winged-wolf-s-collection-of-arts

420technoblazeit

I HOPE THE NEXT TIME YOU CATCH HTE BUS YOU CAN'T FIND THE CHANGE FOR A TICKET SO YOU JUST HAVE TO SIT HTERE AND HOLD EVERYONE UP AS YOU DIG IN YOURE FUCKIGN POCKETS FOR THE RIHGT AMOUNT OF MONEY. AND THEN THE BUS MOVES BEFORE YOU CAN SIT DOWN SO YOU STUMBLE A LITTLE ADN THE OLD MAN AT THE BACK LOOKS AT YOU JUDGEMENTALLY SO YOU HURRY TO FIDN A SEAT AND WHEN YOU SIT DOWN THERE'S GUM. ON IT. AND YOU HAVE TO WALK AROUND ALL DAY WITH FUCKIGN GUM ON YOUR ASS LIKE A LOSER and also your bus crashes

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styx-doesnt-do-art

You look like a combination ofthese 2.

a-really-hot-caterpillar

Op you look like a humanized twink version of bill cipher i would've drawn in middle school but red themed

styx-doesnt-do-art

If alastor was an emo 2000s kid

panmennoby

vintage-ukraine

The Night before the Exam by Leonid Pasternak, 1895

alex51324

I like how recognizable this 19th century cram session is. Especially the guy who’s just sitting there with a book, staring into the middle distance and smoking. You’d be better off getting some sleep, at this point, my dude!

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andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes

Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

savethefirecat

For those who can’t go to the ocean….

…I can bring an ocean to you.

lynati

thank you

portraitoftheoddity

Adding My Ocean:

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

have some more

lyrathian

the-descolada

adding my ocean as well

abandoned-as-mustard

Not my ocean but my brother’s:

otabekisautistic

adding my ocean

killerandhealerqueen

A sunset from my ocean (when I used to live in Hawaii)

dearfaggothorse

fangirlofall

Do you like the colors of the ocean

robinettegreen

roach-works

there was a really big rock in this ocean (my very small mother included for scale)

stylecouncil

modernbaseball

in-a-mellow-tone

it's the holidays, you know what that means

teethands

evilwizard

Leslie’s Sinister Concoction

kosmogrl

https://twitter.com/isabelunraveled

vr-trakowski

"You can't make them - whoever your particular them is - do anything, really," said Ekaterin slowly. "Adulthood isn't an award they'll give you for being a good child. ... You have to just...take it. Give it to yourself, I suppose. Say, I'm sorry you feel like that, and walk away. But that's hard."

- Lois McMaster Bujold, A Civil Campaign

catchymemes

dichotomoustessellations

fire makes everything clean goes hard af

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that-house

how about you look at Penny + her Xmas gifts Dec. 25, 1966 and maybe you’ll calm down

rongzhi

English added by me :)

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