I Hope You Find Temporary Perfection

im going to be referencing this forever

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

even though I made that post about immediately reporting human remains when you find them, I’ve come across several cases where 911 callers were like “hey, just found a body at [LOCATION]” and days later they had to call back like “hey, there are still human remains at [LOCATION]”

do you guys remember the emotional terrorism of "I'm baby" ? that shit was crazy. I had a coworker pull that on me when I asked them to clear up their workstation before they left. 40 years old.

the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

My dad is watching this historical drama and he’s like “there’s too much kissing. I thought there would be more politics” and I said “well for every person like you there’s someone else watching a political drama saying ‘there’s too much politics I thought there would be more kissing’” and for some reason that made him laugh so hard he almost crashed the car

He was like "You sure you're not just coming up with excuses ;)" and she was like "Nooo my mouse really keeps dying" and he was like "Haha I believe you" and I felt awk so I blurted out "It's good of you to like, validate her fears" and they both looked at me like I just appeared in their bedroom