hope next time we play you decide to show up :)

He came on deck again?

not to be political on main but i think we should probably be making things easier for people

I’m a bug and I simply MUST go in your nostril

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

there's something so deeply dystopian to me how tech companies don't understand that a forced convenience is not a convenience at all. i'm sure autocorrect is helpful for many, but a function that forcibly changes my actual written words and punctuation is taking away my language. photo filters can be nice but i need to choose using them myself or else i have lost the ability to take the picture i want. i don't want a machine to draw or write for me. taking away the option for me to do things manually feels like violence!!!! all this talk of endless opportunity, why are you RESTRICTING me

disgustedly throws youtube autodubbing onto the pyre pile

You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate

I love the idea of Shane and Ilya having really casual sex. Like they are watching a movie together curled up on their couch and they are actually watching it, commenting softly on it but also four of Ilya’s fingers are pressed inside Shane, slick wet and he’s just crooking them slow and driving. Shane washing Ilya’s hair in the shower but Ilya’s on his knees sucking softy at Shane’s cock. Waiting for the water to boil to make pasta for dinner and Ilya is pinned against Shane’s back, grinding against him, hand down his pants. Shane reading in bed curled up on Ilya’s chest and Ilya is scrolling, his phone resting on top of Shane’s head but his cock is also inside him, fucking him slow and deep, Shane yawning into his chest.

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems