hope next time we play you decide to show up :)

Rocky has built predator collector. Rocky chain spooled and ready. Grace pilot training not as good.

"It followed me home", Ilya Rozanov [Connor Storrie] and a "friend", based on this post of Erling Haaland returning home

I saw someone @brokenberries post this with an art request, so I saved the screenshot, and now I cannot for the life of me find it again. If/when I do, I'll link it in. Whoever you are, please feel free to request stuff like this more often because it is GENIUS!

Photoshopped image (images sourced from instagram, and google), watercolour texture from stock image databases, overlines by computer program and me (I was not going to try to do the raccoon by hand, I'd still be there in six hours). This is not AI.

July 2026

Also, orgasms help some people with pain relief, but if you have really severe migraines, any sensation is really overstimulating (like flinch away from touch). Alternatively, it may drop you straight into endorphin high where everything hurts, but you're floating and slightly detached from it. Can't feel your fingers because they're tingling, can feel physical sensations really intensely but they don't compute because your brain is too tired to process what it's feeling.

Also, long-term migraines can begin to mimic the symptoms of a stroke! (I once forgot my own name in the middle of class when we had to write our names down and got sent to the ER, where they told me my brain was so tired from the pain that it literally swelled until the pressure was pushing against my skull)

So imagine Ilya and Shane on the couch post-tuna melt, Shane has sensed the migraine building or already had it for days and decided to try the orgasm pain relief method on top of his perscription. Ilya says his name, and Shane pauses for a second because "... I know i have your spit in my hand and youre covered in our shared cum, but what's your name again??"

to be clear, absolutely not making fun of your experience with it because that sounds SO awful, but the wtf comedic potential of shane getting up and running off to get dressed but in the process of that (because moving in a rush and up stairs and getting dressed and- while Head Is McFucking Ouchy? BAD) having a brain going blank moment and having ilya go up to find out what's going on with him taking so long only for shane to pull a, "i'm sorry...fuck, fuck, i can't remember your name-"