hope next time we play you decide to show up :)

i think friendslop as a term is soooo fucking funny. ironically mildly derogatory term for something that's only good because you are just doing it to hang out with your friends. im not saying it's a misnomer or anything in fact i think we need to broaden the concept to apply to a lot of non video game stuff retroactively. bowling is highkey friendslop

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

Dan and Phil probably beat each other and smoke crack

hey, don't be sad. man tit tuesday 💖

shane who carries all the bags and opens all the doors for ilya and gets ilya his coffee and schedules ilya's appointments for him and ilya who picks out shane's clothes for him and orders shane's food for him and tells shane how many drinks he can have when they go out and and and

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

the water bottle scene is actually the first time shane and ilya had sex for those with eyes to see