I will write your name in the ruin of them

it's important that you don't tell people just how bizarre those adventures are, it's important that you keep them in the dark so that they go from a somewhat bizarre but ultimately commonplace thing like vampires terrorizing england to something really out there like going to disney without mickey

it is pretty goddamn funny how the recent legal ruling that you can discriminate against trans women so long as you dont discriminate against trans men and cis women is like the exact situation that Crenshaw used as an example when defining intersectionality, just swapping out trans for black and cis for white. and by funny i mean i need to start killing.

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

Chainsaw Man is a critically acclaimed shonen manga in which the main character's superpower is being molested

i've gotten no donos from this post btw

Even the top is broke as hell

lowkey being anti-pretentious abt Media is actually quite a bit pretentious. i find people who do this kind of holier than thou "i only consume popular media because I'm not a pretentious performative prick like you and unlike you i am in touch with The People" quite worse than being an uptight cinephile or whatever

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically