would you like some Lamb Stew?

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

You shouldn't worry if Ur followers & mutuals will judge ur perverted strange reblogs The real ones fuck with U no matter what

Writers have two modes and they are "i haven't written in three weeks and i am rotting from the inside and everything feels wrong and i don't know who i am anymore" and "i wrote for four hours straight and forgot to eat and it's dark outside and when did that happen and i feel like a god" and there is nothing in between. no chill. no medium setting. just famine or feast and a very confused nervous system.

got a new post about a burger dropping in about 5 or 6 years

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

fucked up beauty standards will have you genuinely wondering if someone with fat arms could experience real love and human connection in their one singular lifetime

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

They should do a sad ant with bindle emoji. one of my more frequent emotions for sure