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......... different fantasy races should be impacted differently by each other's alcohol
no more if this "fine elvin wine" shit, I am going to personally write a fantasy setting in which every human knows that elf booze tastes and feels like fantasy la croix. there's barely even a flavor, and you'd need to drink a few to even get tipsy.
meanwhile, every human with a lick of common sense knows that you need to plan accordingly if you're going to be drinking dwarven liquor, because it hits you hard and fast and you'll lose feeling in your legs faster than you thought was physically possible. the hangovers are the stuff of legend.
the flip side is that elves are an entire race of (comparative) lightweights, and a whole gaggle of teenange elves can get piss drunk passing around one bottle of fruity human wine
I think there's some compatability among drinks brewed by reptilian races (dragonborn, lizardfolk, tortles, kobolds, etc) although you run into similar translation issues as mammalians, but there is absolutely no crossover. like if a drsgonborn and a dwarf in a (very cosmopolitan) tavern were to switch drinks it would be a nonstarter.
"this is basically just a capri sun," the dragonborn says, disappointed.
"cool, I'm pretty sure I just drank actual paint thinner," the dwarf says. "get me to a hospital."
humans and halflings are probably the most compatible drinkers of any two races, although halflings find most human wines, beers, ciders, etc, a little too dry and bland for their liking. halfling alternatives are very sweet, which makes them a huge hit among the 'I like alcohol but I don't want it to taste like alcohol' crowd
I think it would be very funny if being drunk was like... a relatively new cultural development for gnomes? there’s just something about their wacky gnomish constitution that prevented them coming by it naturally (traditionally they’re more into a variety of mushrooms and other recreational plants) but once they started mingling more with more alcohol-happy races they learned VERY quickly and started opening, basically, turbo-breweries that are basically one part distillery and one part wizard tower. VERY popular job for young alchemists trying to make some good money, and the reason why gnomes are known (among other things) for operating the craziest night clubs
here’s who I think should be able to get drunk but become sober at will:
1.) sufficiently powerful paladins and clerics
2.) aasimar [all of them]
2.) very very few tieflings. it’s not universal at all, but few tiefling traits are. I know 5e has really solidified them as horns + tails + inhuman skin color but we need to be making them weirder
I agree with every single part of this but especially that we all need to be doing our part to make tieflings weirder, and also please someone overnight me some halfling booze
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Some idioms for fantasy races and classes shared by u/nagonjin on reddit. Follow her on instagram (@lyresforhire) for more D&D idioms.
My favorite one is the bard one “When I am song”
Oh! I have a few druid sayings too!
Under the tree the rain falls twice - if you hide from your troubles without solving them, they will find you later anyway
The deeper the worm burries, the harder to take it out - about stubborn ideas and deeply rooted issues being harder to deal with
Like a jumping snake - a situation hard to believe to happen, probably something that has been interpreted wrong because it was taken out of context
Leaves fall, the tree remains - not even drastical changes mean that something is gone. In due time, it slowly transforms again.
Ducks in rows, crows in flock - everybody likes something else and that’s ok
An upgrade from the holy hand grenade. The Holy Mangrendade

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Like. The quote “I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend” is such an integral quote/concept to LOTR that I just cannot for the life of me comprehend how people come away from LOTR inspired to write the grimdark i-love-war-and-suffering stories that populate fantasy
literally JRR TOLD us that if more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. But did we listen? No of course not! More angsting about redeeming our rightful throne by slaughtering hundreds!!!
I personally feel there’s a strong correlation between the ‘heroes save suffering world through WAR AND SUFFERING’ school of fantasy and the people who think Aragorn is the hero.
Instead of, you know, functioning entirely as a) a healer, b) a distraction, and most importantly c) a hobbit delivery system.
Hobbits brought down Sauron AND Saruman, thwarted Denethor’s insanity, stopped the Witch King of Angmar, thwarted Saruman again, and REBUILT AFTER THE WAR. And they did it all with, I swear to God, the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP.
Bilbo befriends Gandalf and a bunch of cranky dwarves, intervenes repeatedly to try to prevent dragon attacks, murder and war, and then just WANDERS HOME WITH THE RING.
Bilbo’s POWER OF FRIENDSHIP allows him to actually leave the Ring, something nobody’s ever done before.
Frodo and his friends set off to take the Ring to Elrond, make friends with the local reclusive demigod and survive purely thanks to THAT FRIENDSHIP.
The hobbits unite the Nine Walkers with FRIENDSHIP.
Merry and Pippin befriend the reclusive tree people, GOODBYE SARUMAN.
Frodo trots across the world befriending people and gets them all the way to the fiery mountain, when Sam’s friendship GETS THEM THE REST OF THE WAY.
Meanwhile, Pippin makes friends in Minas Tirith and SAVES THE DAY AGAIN.
Merry befriends Eowyn and inspires ‘Dernhelm’ to just suit up and go like he does and distracts the Witch King at the crucial moment DAY SAVED THANK YOU.
Then when they think it’s all over, they amble back to the Shire, find it in trouble, and CALL ON THEIR FRIENDS TO FUCKING CARE BEAR STARE SARUMAN OUT OF TOWN.
So, you know, any swords-and-orcs fantasy that has the Aragorn/Boromir character as the hero and no hobbits? You know that author Missed The Point. Aragorn was a great guy, but he wasn’t the hero. The hero, always, was the Ordinary Person, the Little Guy, the kindly souls who never wanted to pick up a sword, but did it because it needed to be done.
many people think they know the ‘ Tolkien hero’, but they do not. they skim, they assume that theres some destined turnip farmer who defeats evil because prophesy and gets the girl and theres a happy ending. missing every point of Tolkien they believe Aragorn is the hero and his virtue was valor the true Tolkien hero hates adventure, every step of the way wishing they were back at home having eggs for breakfast and cake for teatime, and the only reason they havent left to go back home is they fight to preserve eggs and teatime as something that exists at all. on their adventures they saw the beauty of the world and would defend that beauty even if it meant great personal sacrifice. the true Tolkien hero is Samwise and his virtue was compassion the evil may be beaten back, but never truly gone, you may have returned home but your scars remain eggs for breakfast and cake for teatime are not somehow magically better because you bled for them, your journeys should be seen as a necessary pain and not something to glory you spit in the eye of glory for youve seen good men die for honor and never again will they return home or sit beside you in the garden watching the sunset
to understand the heros journey is to understand the pain of loss and the compassion that keeps you together
literally my absolute favorite concept is nandor being 100% certain that guillermo is in love with him and like. at some point during season 4 hes like. guillermo. i have realized that you are cool and sexy and i will be allowing you to ask me out on a date. and guillermo is like what. i dont have a crush on you? like no offense but you are 700 and kind of the most annoying person i’ve ever met (guillermo has a crush on him but his catholocism means he will repress his attraction till he dies even if its obvious to everyone but him). and nandor is so embarassed and runs away and is yelling at the cameras and eventually just turns into a bat and flys away. and then next time we see him he is like. ‘i have decided to woo guillermo’
Wizards! Stop scrolling!! This is your reminder to:
Feed your homunculus
Recast your wards
Drain all your old potions into the sewer system
Send that cursed demon tooth to the Wizard Council, their problem now
Never blink, not even once, blinking is failure
found my old mp3 from middle school oh my GOD
POV YOURE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL IN 2009/10

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today my dad took my fucked up compy to the apple store for me bc i couldnt and he told me that the first thing the genius bar employee said was 'nice background'
woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered
I may have been dealt some shitty cards, but I'm playing one hell of a game.
"Encroaching Dusk"
I've been playing with posting polished but unpainted dice! That way you can customize them by picking your own number color. What would you put on these?
You can find these on my Etsy <3
being gay is like.... we’re friends.... but are we flirting?.... now we’re fake flirting.... or is this serious flirting?.... we’re really good friends..... you tell me I’m pretty and I call you attractive.... but we’re just being nice, right?.... and I’m down to kiss.... if you want....
so we’re all idiots huh

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