Into the Underdark

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit

[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course

i love telling people i accidentally made too much food and itd be a huge help if theyd take some off my hands because there's simply no way i could eat this much. because i love lying.

me, throwing an extra cup of rice in the cooker: whoops...oh noooo...whatever shall i do....how can this keep happeninggg...better text my loved ones about this shameful display of hubris after i make all this onigiri...=)

@roguevulcan WOLF KNIFE

@war-crime-wizard fuckin AAAWWWOOOOOOOO

dnd character idea; warlock that calls their party "chat" and their patron "mods"

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god