“I am he who will bring meaning to your life,”

this man

+ crops

"Answer my question," he demanded.

"They were coming to kill you," Entreri replied.

"Obviously," said Jarlaxle. "Could you not have merely warned me?"

"It would not have been enough," Entreri insisted.

Back on my usual bullshit :]

artemis: gambling is stupid

jarlaxle: i was going to cheat

- Stfu. On job. Killing the target soon

- a picture of a city with a circle round it with the message ‘soon’

- riddles about the elaborate schemes he wants Artemis to join in on

- apologising for the last scheme’s failure

- pointing out all the new benefits they gained from the last failed scheme

- links to new outfits with the message ‘this would look so good on you’

- a link to a new outfits and a donation link with the message ‘this would look so good on me’

Strength: The Strength Tarot card is the Major Arcana card of inner strength. It represents mastering raw emotions in order to bring calm to yourself or a situation

Jarlaxle enjoying an engaging game of Lanceboard with a companion (in those pants and thigh straps that I want to gnaw right the fuck off of him)

By @blatterburystreet