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[ID: Art of Light and Ryuk. Light is sobbing at his desk, head in his hands, while Ryuk dances happily to the blaring TV; the subtitles inform us that he is listening to Caramelldansen. End ID]

Stoic whumpee annoyed by a heart monitor. No matter how well they keep their expression neutral and their body from visibly tensing, suppressing every urge to flinch or fidget, whumper can still see their heart rate pick up at every touch.

[id: extremely compressed tiny square screenshot of light yagami holding out one hand]

[ID: Death Note manga panels of Misa on her knees in the forest crying, "Ahhh!!! I can't remember it no matter what I do!! Misa is so stupid!!!" She grits her teeth as tears spill from her eyes. "I can't take this… I want to help Light… I want to be loved…"]

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

my mother was a drunk, and my father was a brute, and on my 18th birthday, I will inherit her drinking gourd and his spiked club, and become a drunken brute. I hope I can make them proud

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.