tealmussel

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

i have heard they cut this from the anime and i can only assume they did so out of targeted hatred for me, person experiencing this franchise twenty years later,

My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

meowing despondently

Almost passed out in the bathroom,, eoughh. Take care of yourselves guys

guess who's afraid of taking a shower~

My little brother got a copy of the art of war by sun tzu for Christmas and I'll never know peace again

He flipped it open and said "let me read you the introduction: (record scratch) Yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I ended up in this situation-"

He keeps opening it and pretending to read quotes that are definitely not from the art of war he just hit me with "was that the bite of '87??? Sun Tzu said that."

IT GOT BETTER

The RomCom Aunties!

my future is bright. i WILL be both