tealmussel

Anon bb come back i can change for you

do people even call their children squirt anymore

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

google search death note L with a bunch of cool bandages and stuff. L deathnote angel wings

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

I’m amused cause I’m thinking for him being in a Toyota Corolla is akin to being inside a clown car.