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video games where characters say magic words when you make them cast a spell are superior

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made an amell recently and i wanted to forcibly make her closer to the fereldan commoner origin i would have liked, so when she was very young in order to escape the chantryās eye she either ran away from kirkwall or was brought away from kirkwall by somebody else, iām still deciding on exactly the logistics. and her childhood memories are of scraping by on the run, with very few (if any) memories of wealth and the family estate and so on. but i was thinking, if she (and whoever she was potentially with) did go to ferelden, then they would presumably have done so because they were clinging to a hope they could reconnect with the hawkes, who know what theyāre doing with this whole apostate business. so then i was like, maybe when she finally gets caught by the templars and taken to the circle she has a sibling with her who escaped, who left her behind, and they make it to the hawkes and join the hawke family, and i have a worldstate where the HOF and the champion are actually siblings with massive drama. kind of crazyyy
do we really believe that the chantry official circle mage uniform for human women actually had that insane like bra cup outline from dao
earlier i was playing bg3 and astarion got a critical hit when he had disadvantage, which iirc is a 1 in 400 chance, and then immediately totally unprompted just walked into a bunch of entangling vines that were also covered in acid
this was his first fight of the game. average level of brain functioning when you just got out of the torment nexus i suppose
earlier i was playing bg3 and astarion got a critical hit when he had disadvantage, which iirc is a 1 in 400 chance, and then immediately totally unprompted just walked into a bunch of entangling vines that were also covered in acid

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i have been thinking for a long time about how i would love to do some kind of event or like project on here where i study up through thedas history and make posts as iām going so we can all Experience The Journey together (attendance is mandatory and i will make it your dashboardās problem) but i donāt really know how to formulate/order that. like go age by age... or region by region...? maybe just start from the beginning and do whatever seems natural
when i say āfrom the beginningā i mean iāll probably mostly skip arlathan and the inquisition-veilguard ancient elf lore bc iām simply not getting into all that. so weāll probably have a bit of a human-centric lens to begin with, starting with them arriving in thedas and moving from there
also this would be less me posting authoritative primers on the facts and more me wanting to discuss while iām still figuring things out myself, live on ur dash, so, very open to people chiming in whether itās corrections or questions
i enjoy a lot the story of antoridus and thalsian and damertes in the chant because of the way it mimics historical sections of the old testament in subject matter and style. i think that really makes it feel grounded and recognisable as a religious text. at least for me, as, you know, not a scholar by any means but someone loosely familiar with the bible
the names of some of these characters and some of the content also specifically evoke ancient greece? to my ear? it mentions the dead neromenian soldiers being ācarried on the shields of their kinā when their bodies were brought home, which i believe is reminiscent of the old saying attributed to spartan mothers, that their sons should return from war with their shields or upon them, i.e. they should be victorious or die. i donāt have a point to make about this i just think itās cool
one of the most interesting things about the story to me in terms of ancient thedas lore is that both the neromenian king and the planasene king are described as turning to āoraclesā (or āsagesā or āsoothsayersā) who were capable of turning to demons. the implication to me is that these were mages and it was commonplace at one time for kings even from different cultures in thedas to have like a circleāuh, maybe thatās the wrong word choiceāto have like an advisory board of mages
the story refers to some of these battles taking place at the "sacred pnemoix", which world of thedas clarifies is an ancient name for the river minanter, the really important mighty river that goes through nevarra and the free marches. it seems to have held great importance for the inghirsh, as for one example they apparently anointed their brows with its waters before battle. but it's also the chant itself repeatedly referring to it as sacred, with seemingly gravity and respect, not derision or anything like it had for the neromenian sages who were specifically consulting with the maker. itās interesting to consider that the minanter river might still be considered sacred by andrastians, and what space there could be for that within their doctrine
lastly, thereās this kind of confusing bit that goes:
āAnd the Great Blade of Heaven revealed
An attack would come in secret, from the East.
And the Swift carried with it news that the men of the North
Would set the fields of Planasene alight before them.ā
this is when the planasene sages are warned that the neromenians are coming. i feel like we can reasonably guess that the Great Blade of Heaven is the maker, maybe. but who and what the hell is the Swift...? theyāre never mentioned again as far as i can tell
thalsian is a pretty important guy in the history of thedas, so important that he never comes up in the games ever at all. however, any tevinter character will know who this guy is. he's got a decent case for being the earliest named human we know of, ever, challenged only by tyrdda bright-axe
living in around 1600 ancient, well over a thousand years since the arrival of humans in thedas and about two and a half thousand years prior to the events of the games, thalsian lived in neromenian. this was one of four kingdoms established by the neromenian tribes in the area we would now know as central tevinter. neromenian is still a "modern day" coastal city in the imperium.
as i've mentioned before, the chant of light tells the story that neromenian was ruled at this time by a king antoridus, who was preparing for war with a people known as the inghirsh. he consulted his "many oracles", who in turn sought counsel from the maker, and received signs that neromenian would not be victorious. however, one of these oracles, our man thalsian, sought counsel from a "demon of the fade" instead of the maker. the demon offered antoridus victory, as long as he made offerings to it and forsook the maker. antoridus did so, and was victorious.
thalsian is known as the first priest of dumat (the old god of silence and later archdemon of the first blight), and he's also the first known blood mage, claiming to have learned the art from dumat himself during their encounters in dreams. the implication here is probably that dumat is also the demon who gave the neromenians their victory. the whole story is a little dubious because we're also told that the neromenians always worshipped some kind of dragons, so what's with this tale where they actually used to worship the maker before those nasty old gods came in? it's possible they worshipped both or that beliefs varied; the chant refers pretty negatively to even what the maker-worshipping oracles were doing, so we definitely arenāt being told they were doing things ārightā, even though the maker theoretically did answer them. considering this is the chant of light, the whole thing should be taken with significantly more than one grain of salt, even though it's really the only data we have.
in world of thedas it's also stated that thalsian in some way used his blood magic to become king of neromenian, meaning he apparently rose from merely being one of antoridus' oracles to seizing his throne. he established the first temples worshipping dumat and the other old gods, and is also credited with establishing a "mage ruling class", with many of tevinter's noble houses tracing their ancestry to his students.
despite living a while before there was ever a tevinter imperium, he was posthumously made an honorary archon by the imperium's founder. so in "modern" texts you can see him referred to as the first archon or "first of the magisters" despite the fact that those things didn't even exist in his time, or the "first dreamer" despite dreamers being mentioned long before him. he gets a lot of credit he really doesn't deserve, basically, on account of being the one guy we know about
he seems vaguely to have a troubled/controversial reputation now, which makes sense in a modern andrastian tevinter that publicly denies the old gods and bans blood magic, while on the other hand the noble houses descended from his dreamer students continue to hold sway. there's some mentions that modern tevinter chantry scholars actually now argue that blood magic was learned from the elves of arlathan rather than the old gods. it's hard to say what role they then think thalsian had, but that would obviously diminish him, maybe painting him as a liar or even as a purely mythological figure
one confusing timing issue is that world of thedas places thalsian learning blood magic from dumat in 1595 ancient... twenty years after the destruction of barindur, one of the other northern kingdoms, when the stories about that disaster strongly suggest that worship of the old gods was already well-established at the time. those dates might have to be switched around a little to make that story make sense. nonetheless it's interesting that they're so close together. framing the likely volcanic destruction of barindur as the city being struck from the map by dumat might have been something that really strengthened belief in the old gods' power in those early days when thalsian was setting it all up
fuck it was may when i first bought dao, which means i missed the anniversary AGAIN

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playing the nautiloid again bc itās that kind of week but i got too mad at how if i didnāt play a short character there would be no short races in the party so i downloaded a mod to make shadowheart a gnome. and i donāt know if i can ever go back
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playing the nautiloid again bc itās that kind of week but i got too mad at how if i didnāt play a short character there would be no short races in the party so i downloaded a mod to make shadowheart a gnome. and i donāt know if i can ever go back
āfour years ago wasnāt even that long agoā i say to myself as if that post wasnāt made when i didnāt know what dragon age was
sunshiney characters who adore the mean grumpy character, platonically or romantically, but not DESPITE them being mean as if that isnāt who the other āreallyā is deep down. they love it. they think the other is the funniest cleverest most delightful person alive
if the sunshiney character doesnāt have to cover their mouth up trying not to laugh at every sharp comment, completely altering how everyone else thinks abt the sunshiney character, then whatās the point
its like having a lore channel focused on dragon age on tumblr <3 <3
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i donāt have the constitution to make videos but thank god i have honed enough posting skill that people will read block paragraphs of history newsletter

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old enough to remember when it was zevsurana academics, so happy to see history with harker
zevsurana academics... that was just me trying to corral my longer posts so i could find them later but i stopped doing it because i was like wait do i actually want other people to be able to go through all my out of date essays jsgshsjsks
oh also i think itās mildly interesting that not only is there an island called alamar just off the coast of ferelden but thereās also a place called alam on the southern tip of seheron. since humans theoretically came from par vollen itās very possible to me that the alamarri could have at one point been from alam in seheron. but they could also be totally unrelated to that one
itās very on brand for human beings to me if someone came down the amaranthine coast to the island of alamar, asked what everyone was called there, and came to the conclusion that literally everyone east of the frostbacks is āalamarriā. sort of a classic blunder