Romance is for Losers, and I never Lose!

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

i love making art

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There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

not even joking this is one of the worst possible changes that i could've reasonably conceived of to happen to video games.

Something to keep in mind…. building muscle is so hard people compete to see who can do it best. If you’re a woman worried about “getting bulky”, i promise you that you cannot achieve that physique by accident. Now go lift weights to increase your bone density & protect yourself from osteoporosis and improve your insulin resistence and eat a fiber + protein dense meal with some carbs to refuel and fat for satiety + energy 🫵

trans women this goes double for you especially the part about eating 🫵 you are not immune to your bones becoming tapioca in your old age pick up the weights and the fork sister we’re all gonna build our new bodies if i have anything to say about it

People get so fucking weird about leather like it's literally just clothes. "Ooh kink in public ooh I'm not consenting" to somebody else's outfit? You know wearing clothes isn't a sex act, right? That's not how anything works. Btw are you normal about women? Probably not indicative of any weird ideas about clothing and sexuality, right? Ok just checking

Have you ever noticed how outside the kink community the conversation around "kink in public" is never about like straight people wearing vibrators in their panties or something, anti kink people just think it's morally degenerate if a gay dude wears a vest. Which could mean nothing

It gets especially goofy when you remember how much kink gear is like visually indistinguishable from alt fashion. Or even just regular fashion. You'll never know who's lowkey fagging out because being into leather doesn't mean you're walking around cumming in your pants a lot of it is just like "I feel hot wearing this, which is a normal reason to wear clothes" or "the texture is oddly comforting to me" or etc etc etc. Whatever. (Gay voice) I didn't consent to seeing Your shoes with that belt, honey!

love how people will encourage people to just start making shit and see what happens when it comes to drawing and writing but when it comes to beginner musicians (music makers if you wish to be less formal) it’s just COMPLETE RADIO SILENCE. it feels like no one even knows you MAKE music it just sprouts up from the ground one day and some guy picks it up. am i alone in this dark cave

HELL YEAH!!!

They're really trying to tan-suit-obama him, eh?

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

ALL. ASS. IS. GAY.