home sweet home

“If that is what you wish”

[Second ID: A close-up of the engraving. It is written "'Average person engraves memes at 0.7mm' Factoid actualy just statistical error. Average person engraves 0 memes at any size. Engraver Dave who lives in a workshop and engraved bullshit all day is an outlier adn should not have been counter.". The text is a parody of the Spiders Georg Tumblr meme. /End ID]

ah, i see you've noticed me tamping down the soft earth

Urtica

Accidentally flash-banged myself talking to a coworker today.

Stop being so fucking fragile and just support black transfems. Can you do that? For even 5 fucking minutes?

The Black Trans Travel Fund is a Black trans-led collective rooted in self-advocacy and mutual aid for Black trans women globally, our mission is to provide travel support, connect communities internationally, and establish paths towards ​opportunities, safety, and success.

um i also doodled this at lightning speeds.

doesnt end there folks.

The decision by the kings of Arnor to name the Tooks rightful thanes of the Shire was actually a 3000-IQ play by the Witch-King of Angmar to keep the Tooks far the fuck away from him

Ya gotta get 'em from where they'll least expected it

Whatever man!

And now that he knows about this thing he needs so badly he wants it all the time but he’s still shit at asking for what he needs like a normal person, so his only options are being a brat and then proceeding to get pissed off when the other person can’t read his mind, or outright demanding it (also brattily).

[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]