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being bald is crazy. how are u gonna get a little strand stuck in ur glasses. you still wear glasses right

bald guy here! we wear glasses to improve our vision and to prevent passing birds from mistaking us as big wrinkly eggs. instead of our own hair, we get mysterious strands of other peoples hair stuck in our glasses- sometimes for hours -until the tickle on our bald temples starts to drive us crazy. Fun fact! the average bald person can have strands of hair stuck to them from up to 15 individuals at a time, and can identify these hairs with around 70% accuracy! follow me for daily informational bald posts !

ive heard all i need to. thank you for taking the time to educate me. i am so fucking proud to be an ally

well i dont really get why the goalkeepers dont release their sword intent

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

got 30 ish free tangerines and they're not easy peel clementines but my lust for them is undimin is dhed. my hands are covered in juice. as is my phone. and my self. and my table. but such is the price of free tsngerone. i stopped tyoing this posy 4 time to eat anothrt tangerine

In bed and Story just stopped moving, then turned to face out into the darkness and said, completely apropos of nothing “now we are free from the gladiator” and i got scared

i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

i’ve just been reminded of some of the kinda silly things that reveal that someone’s main source of canon is the anime. do anime-only yugioh fans know one of the tells is bringing up saving the world like it’s a chronic issue

also anyone calling yami/atem “the pharaoh” in a casual context. i don’t think anyone seriously addresses him like that in the manga other than the ishtars