home sweet home

The decision by the kings of Arnor to name the Tooks rightful thanes of the Shire was actually a 3000-IQ play by the Witch-King of Angmar to keep the Tooks far the fuck away from him

Ya gotta get 'em from where they'll least expected it

Whatever man!

And now that he knows about this thing he needs so badly he wants it all the time but he’s still shit at asking for what he needs like a normal person, so his only options are being a brat and then proceeding to get pissed off when the other person can’t read his mind, or outright demanding it (also brattily).

[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

via, Vogues’ Best

Wei Weaving is a Chinese artist

"This is getting ridiculous now. Where did you find this contraption? How did you build it? You're not really rolling them straight :/ I'm not sure I like this at all, I don't like the noise. See what's the point! That didn't break with the contraption, so it doesn't coun- I liked that one. That one was neat and clean. It was a clean break. Don't like the noise - she was with chil- you're BEATING the child! It's just sick. It's twisted - HE was with child. Okay. Something about this is... where are these children coming from? Seems unnecessary that they're all pregnant. Just straight beating that Pepsi and their plastic. I don't like this - it's SADISTIC. This is sadistic. I don't - they're SPRITZING me!" *from other video, a man's voice, vaguely sounding like a moan: oooooooooh. oohhhh* lady: "I'm sorry. What was that?" *last bottle falls* (with disappointment) "No."

orufrey yuri for those who celebrate

bits from a fic I am chompin' at the bit to write. or, yami b and ryou match again