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you. person with dermatillomania and/or trichotillomania. what are you doing right now and should you be doing that. ok thank you for your time

#nothing! i've been doing so good for like three whole minutes!#thanks for asking!

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infectiouspiss

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

louisegluckpdf

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

rockshitty

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.

ouroborosorder

my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

ouroborosorder

the best characters are Mafia Goon, Cyberpunk Hacker, Castle Guard, Sewer Rat, 16th Century Peasant, and Alien Poorly Pretending to be Human

clamberingcat

OP we desperately need examples

ouroborosorder

these are all from mafia goonposting but I think it’s my absolute favorite one of all time so I have a lot of pictures from it. Turn on some jazz and wait until people start talking in the accent and you’ll make Magic

weirdmageddon

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

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nalivaa

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

lelouch

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

emeraldincandescent

Apparently this is weirdly common. Let's figure out how common.

Are you congenitally missing your adult lateral incisors?

Yes, both

Yes, one of them

No, I have/had all my teeth

No, but I'm congenitally missing different teeth

Remaining time: 6 days 17 hours

Congenitally means from birth, ie you were born without them and they didn't get knocked out or anything. Your lateral incisors are the teeth between your front teeth and your canines.

#me and my mother too #i went to a dentists school for cheap care once #and the dentist was quizzing his students on it #apparently my case is very typical. great for teaching 👍

cadere-art

Gift for my most beloved husband of two black capped chickadees.

theinternetarchive

System wallpapers from Windows XP's RTM, Build 2600; Microsoft Co., August 24, 2001.

official-kircheis

Paraguay implies the existence of Orthoguay

sigmaleph

you mean to tell me you've never been to orthoguay?

hmantegazzi

Ok, but what about Metaguay?

official-kircheis

yeah I’ve met a guay, I meet a guay most days, haven’t you?

shacklesburst

you. are not the guay. you're not capable of being the guay. I had a guay but now I don't. you. are not. the guay.

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hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

hppjmxrgosg

you shut your mouth.

michaelnordeman

Purple Emperor/Apatura iris/sälgskimmerfjäril. Värmland, Sweden (2 July 2026).

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

This is a nice sign to look at. 10/10 for composition.

he looks so confident

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

don’t give me ideas

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

some design concepts

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

minor arcana concepts

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

Yes, the aces are zeros. Deal with it.

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

I'm nearly done with the first draft-- I just have to figure out what the face cards should be for the swords

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

I think I should write a guidebook to go along with it.

I know nothing about tarot, so it'll just be giving the names of the symbols, giving explanations of what the symbols literally mean, and giving examples of symbolism-rich objects/substances they could apply to

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

YOU CAN NOW PURCHASE THE PRINTABLE PDF ON ITCH.IO!

WARNING! These cards are dangerously cool!

No guidebook yet, but hopefully I'll get around to it.

Please make me aware of any errors you encounter while printing so that I can fix them!

catchymemes

rusalkii

Ish? So in principle, we want tweets and other social media to be used only for noncontroversial facts about self: if someone’s Twitter bio says their birthday, or they tweet about their kids, this is perfectly adequate to add as a citations for “(born DD Month, YYYY)” or “Firstname Lastname has two sons.”, unless there’s some kind of reason to believe they might be misrepresenting themselves.

In practice if an editor sees a citation to a tweet added, especially a citation to a tweet from an account that has other signs of having a conflict of interest with an article, they sometimes undo that on autopilot because it is very often a sign of someone doing shenanigans, which I’m pretty sure is what happened here.

thehmn

Okay so summer is the time to tell ghost stories in Japan which is why so many summer episodes of anime have ghosts in them and even why My Neighbor Totoro and Spirited Away takes place during summer. And coincidentally it’s also the original spooky season in my own country, Denmark, where we have Sankt Hans in June which is said to be the best time of year to do magic and communicate with the dead.

We all know Halloween by now which takes place during autumn and is said to when the veil between life and death is the thinnest.

In Britain winter, especially Christmas time, is considered spooky and a time for ghost stories which is why British shows always have a spooky Christmas episode and why A Christmas Carol has ghosts in it.

What I’m getting at is, is spring considered a spooky time of year anywhere in the world? You must understand, I need every season to be their own flavor of spooky.

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encryptidarchivist

i love lowland streaked tenrecs because they’re like if a mammal was a caterpillar

encryptidarchivist

look at this thing. the animal

rederiswrites

Wow. Wikipedia image not any less mammal that is caterpillar.

vrabia

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

callmebliss

Your fave is ongelmajäte

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

pyrebomb

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

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