Me making food for myself: Why must I be subjected to the torture of maintaining this mortal flesh. When will I be free of the trials of Sisyphean mundanity.
Me making food for someone else: yay! yippee! woo! yeah! hurray! yahoo! hurrah! yeehaw! woo!
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Saving people in emergencies? Firefighter or EMS. (You probably have a good chunk of the training for that already, assuming your cop training wasn't completely dogshit.)
Helping people get out of bad situations? Family/child protective services, or volunteer for various shelters, food banks, etc.
Advising people on how to navigate troubled lives? Therapist/counsellor
Have a special interest in the law? Paralegal, judicial aide, or lawyer.
Keeping people safe? Safety inspector
Investigating crimes and solving puzzles? Private investigator or lawyer, or if you have a head for numbers, accountant or tax examiner
Being a hero to kids? Teacher, coach, or school counsellor
Literally anything you enjoy about being a cop can be done better, more ethically, and sexier by some other job. You have a choice to be happier and help more people by being almost anything else.
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Looked up some swimwear history to put Valancy’s suit in historical context. Source articles linked at the end of this post.
Pre-1910:
“The bodice of the garments had high necklines. They had elbow-length or long sleeves, a belt, and a knee-length skirt. Bloomers covered the legs to the knee. Tights or stockings were also worn, so no bare legs were on display.”
They also weighed about 25 lbs when wet!
1910-1920:
“more slim-fitted with a tank top bodice and a lower neckline. All had shorts, some had skirts, and could be one or two pieces.”
Valancy’s seemed to be a one piece and it did not sound like she was wearing stockings with it.
“Another notable change was thanks to Jantzen, a sportswear company founded in Portland, Oregon. In 1920, they decided to re-brand the bathing suit and call it instead the “swim suit.” It was the first time that term had ever been used. This brand began creating and marketing mass produced swimming suits in a stretchy, ribbed jersey. The iconic “Red Diving Girl” in their advertising was paired with the tagline “The Suit That Changed Bathing to Swimming.” Their product was a sensation and forever changed the way we look at - and talk about - swimwear.”
“In the early years of the 1900s, women’s one-piece swimsuits were becoming popular but were illegal in many places in the United States for being too revealing. Australian record-holding swimmer and vaudeville star Annette Kellerman made headlines in 1908 for showing her bare legs, daring to wear her one-piece, shorted swimsuit on a Boston beach while training for an upcoming competition. She was arrested for indecent exposure.”
Cities set up volunteer police forces to measure women’s suits and enforce dress codes.
“Those whose suits did not meet regulations were issued citations, escorted from beach, or in extreme cases, arrested. Thousands of women were taken into custody in the 1920s for swimwear infractions.”
In 1921, 39-year-old novelist Louise Rosine visited a beach in Atlantic City, New Jersey and rolled her stockings down below her knees. An officer patrolling the sand informed her that stockings below the knees were against regulations. The Philadelphia Inquirer reported that Ms. Rosine responded “I most certainly will not roll ‘em up. The city has no right to tell me how I will wear my stockings. It is none of their business. I will go to jail first.” When the police officer grabbed her arm to escort her away, Ms. Rosine swung at the him and she was jailed “in the state of mutiny and uncovered knees.”
The Blue Castle exists in an idealized world where yes, there was no World War I but also where women could stand up for themselves, go against the demands of their oppressive families, wear cute/practical clothes, and not go to jail for any of it.
“Valancy had not, as yet, really done or said anything that could be construed as proof of lunacy—and without proof you cannot lock people up in this degenerate age.”
You absolutely could lock women up in the real world at that time for far less than Valancy did.
The Blue Castle was such a revolutionary and important piece of media. And for it to be written by a respectable, rural pastor’s wife too!
Hancock Historical Museum » Women’s Swimwear in the Twenties
The History of Swimwear
Fashion has changed significantly since the Victorian Era, but perhaps no garment has gone through a more dramatic t
For Valancy, I do like the clean lines of the very simple one labelled "1925" in the first pic. (So that could be more evidence from the fashion references that the action of TBC takes place roughly around the time of writing / publication.)
remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.
vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off
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Note how these columns are designed to perfectly allow the climbing of small lizards up and down their faces. This is a typical example of Gecko-Roman architecture
Hey if you're coming to Washington DC for the Fourth of July: don't
We're having our turn in the heat wave and reports from the National Mall are brutal already this week. That screenshot is today's forecast (courtesy of the Capital Weather Gang) and tomorrow and Saturday are confidently going to be worse than this is.
The national Mall has no shade on the grass and you will be exposed to the sun constantly while also experiencing extremely high humidity. You will not be allowed a bag over a certain size to enter the mall and it has to be clear. You cannot have an insulated water bottle, it has to be clear. Reports are that there are two entrances to the area so you'll have to wait in line to even get in. I cannot find a number on how many cooling stations there are, except that it's "few" to "none" depending on what accounts I read online. Vendors are allegedly charging more than the posted prices and seem to be unprepared for actual crowds - these are the official vendors not the scam food trucks that park all around the edges of the mall. And that's the extent of the planning done because it was not a priority to make sure attendees don't pass out.
My local friends and I have reached a consensus that tourists are going to get extremely sick and none of us know what the EMT response or planning is on the mall this year. People are going to die.
Please stay out of this. It's not worth your health. Get your relatives and family to stop. I can give you recs for so many DC museums and things to do if you want to make the most of your trip. Any other local can too.
You're such an "Egyptologist" that you have to beg for money on Tumblr and sell shitty fiction fanfics. You're such an Egyptologist that your only place is pretending on tumblr for the desperate bottom-of-the-barrel crowd, because in the real world, much less in academia, you never even entered.
You're a loser. You're not an Egyptologist. Keep to your shitty fanfics.
girl the only thing I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel for is trying to get sent actually creative anon hate
I’ve never understood the insults where they imply that a person’s education is fake because either it is fake and the recipient doesn’t care, or it’s real and the recipient doesn’t care because “okay some random anonymous person doesn’t think I have a degree, oh well”
They also clearly don’t know it’s possible to be a loser and an Egyptologist, which is what my blog is for.
Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.
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lmfao I just saw zohran doing the inaugural swim in a full suit and tie, the schtick genuinely gets funnier the more he does it. My only complaint is should have worn swim trunks OVER the suit