Getting ready for Artfight early with a refsheet for Amaris! He's been in my head every day for three months and he's not leaving. My darling guy I made up...

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Kiana Khansmith
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
almost home

if i look back, i am lost
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
we're not kids anymore.
One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
KIROKAZE

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Getting ready for Artfight early with a refsheet for Amaris! He's been in my head every day for three months and he's not leaving. My darling guy I made up...

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The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it
If given the chance to change your height, would you want to
(4'11" or under) be taller
(4'11" or under) be shorter
(4'11" or under) stay the same
(5' - 5'7") be taller
(5' - 5'7") be shorter
(5' - 5'7") stay the same
(5'8" - 6'2") be taller
(5'8" - 6'2") be shorter
(5'8" - 6'2") stay the same
(6'3 or more) be taller
(6'3 or more) be shorter
(6'3 or more) stay the same
I NEED TO WRITE FANFICTION <- guy who is perfectly capable of writing fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

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Matt Murdock + Symptoms of Depression.
Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.
that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?
hey anon
please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation
Okay that would be a funny mistake, but it *does* imply Anon did do their research. So credit where credit is due.
I'm gonna be real with you: picking the top result from a google search, not questioning at all whether a for-profit organization with a vested interest in selling their reading programs is a trustworthy source, still immediately misreading your findings, and leaning heavily on US-centricism for their argument isn't the kind of research I'm giving a lot of credit for. that's like, D- work. barely engaged with the assignment.
Most recent progress pic of my glorious loon sweater. It’s a little old, it has sleeves now!
@zeawesomebirdie
Movement nudge, hand mobility! 🙌
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1) do this even if you're under 40. seriously. I definitely should have been doing something like this for years and I only turned 40 a month and a half ago
2) if you're like me just now trying this going "oh god i've only done 15 and i think my hands are cramping" start lower than 30 and increase by 5 once whatever number you're doing no longer makes your hand cramp up. I can manage about 15 per exercise at the moment.
If you're hypermobile, be especially gentle.
If you do a lot of GRASPING make sure you do the SPREADING WIDE counterstretch. Whenever I crochet or handwrite for a long time I gotta do that one frequently
It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good
Highlights include:
For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.
Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.
Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.
I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.
I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.
Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.
Actually I've decided this is a poem

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If your system doesn't account for the fact that Parents Are Going To Be Abusive/Neglectful/Insufficient then it objectively sucks I'm sorry I don't make the rules
stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household
I’m not astrology but god I love Scorpio stereotypes. I like that the zodiac has a cartoon supervillain sign.
sorry I can’t hang out today I have to plan a graveyard orgy ritual for my mystery cult. soon my dark purposes will be fulfilled. you know how it is with sinister puppetmasters… ah ha ha ha.
“Scorpios are just popularly misunderstood! They’re not evil, they’re not sex maniacs, they’re not secretive manipulators with vindictive—”
GUARDS! consign this idiot to my scorpion pit. he’s trying to ruin my reputation. no not the regular scorpion pit the scorpion pit in which all the scorpions have boners. what?! well give them the arachnid viagra then. jesus christ. impossible to get good help around here.
etymology map of the word apricot
does my wasted potential turn you on

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It's not just that they're doing corruption, but they're doing the kind of corruption that is basically "guy hands over a cartoon money sack with dollar signs on it" corruption.