STOP THE U.S. WAR MACHINE

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

liking a straight woman’s critique of a straight man’s misogynistic video and then taking back my like at the end when she tries to make a joke abt him being gay #lol we’re never getting out of here like we’re neverrrrrr getting out of here why are gay ppl driving the bus all of a sudden

i saw another one of these where a woman was rightfully complaining abt how her male instacart drivers never picked up stuff properly from her list until she changed her name to a man’s name and it’s like yeah that’s awful but then at the end she had to go “it’s giving….. dl 🙄” well girl no it’s giving misogyny 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll is a book about a small child who is forced to solve RPGmaker puzzles, which is very impressive given that the book was written in 1865

this website is wildly out of control

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

Sorry it’s what to elves

So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth).  But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven.  To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk.  So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.

This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.

Legolas said fuck the horizon

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

sorry to say this but this "bisexual women who date men are not queer enough" narrative is getting really fucking old, alright? I don't give a flying shit about Jojo Siwa and Billie Eilish however the fuck you spell her name but i don't want to hear another single person saying "can't believe they started dating men!!! it's pride month!!" cause god forbid a queer woman falls in love! oh the outrage!!! fuck YOU "but it's just a joke" I DON'T CARE! what's the fucking punchline??? bisexuals are only queer when they're in queer relationships?? they should always be in a queer relationship at least one month a year??? what the fuck bullshit point are you trying to make. I'm so tired of this, y'all aren't funny. bisexuals are bisexual every second of every day of their fucking life and who they're in a relationship with has nothing to do with it. we are queer enough and we always have been, if you disagree with me you can fucking block me also eat shit and actually i take it back I'm not fucking sorry