Hench-Person of Indeterminate Gender

Do you ever wonder what happened to the weird girl from your middle school?

The change of pronouns here really seals the deal tbh

I MEAN THAT’S ESSENTIALLY IT

I would do anything for the terra cotta corn puppy

where does one acquire an ornate dagger that they can use to gently tilt up the chin of their enemy so that they are inches away from kissing them… asking for a friend

If you want cute names for your partner just use ones on candles they’re so beautiful like pumpkin spice or Passion flower or midnight rose or vanilla bean

mr clean off the shits

when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me

sent you where

To Walmart

This screen shot is a post-modern art masterpiece.

your honor i was just being a little silly

wizard hat cowboy brim

Witch o’ the Wild West

!!!!!!!!!!!

“Yes, there is a superyachtinvestor.com. Go look at it and it will make you so angry, you could chew glass.”

we stan class traitors on this blog

Reblogging this version because I needed to read this after watching the video

This woman, with no control over where the wealth she was born to comes from, looked around and said “well, this isn’t fair” and advocates to fucking fix that shit.

Spending a nice 5 minutes in the Despair Pod before a union-busting robot physically pulls me out

unionising employees get sent to the mindfulness booth to atone for their sins

THATS. THE SIZE OF MY SHOWER OH MY GOD