MYSTERY

Back when we were noobs we used to hump each other for warmth and experience

if i met aliens the first thing i'd do is probly try to show them some math. like the pythagorean theorum. 3 4 5 triangle. try to express pi or e in some way. universal language and all that. and they'd probly be like "broooo lame lets smoke some of your version of weed" and id be like "ok true"

shoving all of my touhou figurines into a food processor and adding the plastic slop to my dad's meals so he can become more like a touhou character

Boyband whose lore is that they're sealed in a clock tower and their music videos are the only way they can reach outside world

Need $75 more to make it alright until Thursday.

reblogging in hopes for some help. been battling the apartments over a bullshit water charge and am just so tired. I'm also missing work cause of food poisoning, so if nothing else making me feel better about that too

one day they'll make the person on earth who's the most neurotypical. so neurotypical they can perfectly pick up on every tiny behavioral cue. every minute eye twitch. even through the phone. even via text. they'll put the whole picture together and detect every lie. moreover they'll detect even when people are lying to themselves and when people are lying via incomplete truth. they'll be so neurotypical that they will cut to the heart of every matter & have a perfect world-model of everyone they interact with. no one will be able to lie to them. and then they will work in fraud monitoring at a bank