every since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to aimlessly wander a blighted landscape

??? we love fat tummies here idiot

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

“emasculating” is a euphemism for “demeaning in a way only women should have to suffer”

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

can you lez the fuck in