mom i swear im not gay

if tumblr ever starts forcing us to censor kill and die and murder and fuck and cunt and fag i’m deleting my account and starting an email chain with the mutuals

Wait I just thought about it and it might be cute to bring back wholesome church camp swear-swaps like frick,heck, jeez, mothertrucker. Sometimes the way ppl post we might need a lil. Swear jar,,

absolutely fucking not.

it's my god given right as an american to not be hassled by the liberal nanny state chime and be thrown clear through my windshield

nature is healing <3

bootlickers in shambles

Anakin murdering toddlers is also on their piece of shit service

i answered the wrong ask. sorry

Omg so beautiful but I’ve never seen them in different colors! 💓💓💓

real jelly boi hours

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me