I'm him! I been him! I will continue to be him!

me personally i just don't think anyone needs headlights powerful enough to light up twelve miles of road at a time

Okay I’ve made fun of my cats before for being bad at catching bugs but they’ve been honing their skills apparently because I’ve seen them take down three houseflies this evening

Previously they have chased the same exact bug all damn day with no progress but today they were on a roll. Fly caught in midair. Eaten. Full body leap to catch it mid flight.

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.