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This is what I would do if I was Count Binface and I actually won:

Resign from office on the grounds that I only ran for the bants, triggering a further by-election

Immediately announce my candidacy for the by-election.

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penny-anna

an important thing to know about Count Binface is that he was previously Lord Buckethead, pictured here with Theresa May in 2017.

Lord Buckethead previously ran against Margaret Thatcher in 1987 and against John Major in 1992. Lord Buckethead ran for the Gremloids party.

Officially all Lord Bucketheads are the same Lord Buckethead who went away for a while and returned; however, it has come to light that Lord Buckethead (1987, 1992) and Lord Buckethead (2017) were two different guys under the bucket.

Following the 2017 general election the original creator of Lord Buckethead (not either of the guys who had worn the costume) asserted his legal rights over the character and 2017 Lord Buckethead acquiesced. and so, Count Binface came into being.

In the 2019 general election Lord Buckethead and Count Binface both ran against Boris Johnson, Binface as an indepent and Buckethead having joined the Monster Raving Looney Party. (NB this Lord Buckethead was a third different guy, not 87/92 Buckethead)

Lord Buckethead won the race (ie, got marginally more votes than Count Binface) but has not stood in an election since whereas Count Binface has been very prolific, running in two mayoral elections, two by-elections, and one further general election in 2024:

#I believe Binface now runs as an independent #and I hope he wins in Clacton

thereigning-lorelai

Am I expendable? Is that why you want me? That’s not the only reason.

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

#Eva Stratt the character that you are #when you love the earth so much you sacrifice your friend for it #and god did so love the world he gave his one and only son #I very much enjoy the religious imagery that surrounds the whole story #project hail mary

luna-azzurra

Writer confidence is not a thing you build and then have. It's a thing you have for about eleven minutes after writing something good and then it evaporates and you have to make more. There is no reservoir. There is no saving it up. You produce it fresh each time from scratch like some kind of emotional artisan bread and if you don't write for a few days you run out and have to start the whole process over again from flour.

anthonycolonthree

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

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kiodja

comm

#putting self in jail but #project hail mary

parhelion-studio

Rocky: Patron Saint of ~🎶🎵 🎶🎵 🎶~

#my man #project hail mary

clytemnestraaa

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

#the delay in updating was down to the fact I didn’t have a boner #no one wants to say this but it’s true

cuppydogshane

i need to lock in (doesnt)

theunsubtleknife

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

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bambamramfan

unironically so important

meangirlnurse

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

explicitlyrics

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

synthyk

It is IMPERATIVE that Rocky finds doing some things to Grace VERY erotic, but they do absolutely nothing for Grace. Something stupid. Like Rocky being obsessed with Grace's sinus cavity (such complex folds! Like a tiny cave system!) so he likes to shove the pointy tips of his finger in Grace's nostrils (Holes always open! So scandalous!!) to echolocate them better and Grace just. Having to deal with that. Laying on his back dick soft with Rocky's fingers in his nose just. Hanging out. While Rocky has fun.

Of course, he gets pavlov'd into finding this hot because Rocky always follows it up with a handy so he's got that to look forward to. Enjoy your new, bizarre fetish buddy

i-just-ate-5-avocados

It is also really important that the same happens on Rocky's end. Grace of course tries to be respectful and all but can't help but project human pleasureable activities on Rocky. Like Grace licking and sucking at his carapace, running his fingers everywhere he can touch on Rocky, and Grace gets so desperate he's panting and dry humping thinking "god I hope Rocky is enjoying this"

Rocky feels vaguely disgusted and neutral on being basically treated like an ice cream, but Grace looks nice when he's so desperate so he'll endure a little bit

(Later Grace tries to experimentally insert his fingers on Rocky's ventral seam and Rocky screams and reminds him that his mouth is in there and Grace surely would not like his fingers getting chomped and digested)

synthyk

YES YOU UNDERSTAND

They both find each other hot! But not everything, not immediately, and not in the same way or for the same reasons.

The breakdown goes like this:

Well that was Not Great. But he puts up with my weirdness, so. -> I know you need this so go ahead :) -> well. it's kinda hot the way it makes him so wet and desperate and I'm just standing here unaffected... -> oh yeah... put your fucking mouth on me... keep trying to lick me... -> Uh Oh! I think I'm fundamentally changed forever!

and it goes both ways.

#the four years trapped together in the tin can is a key mechanism #like you cannot be serious #they 100% explored each others bodies #because there was NOTHING ELSE TO DO #It didn’t even start off as sexy #it was just hey I’m going to investigate you #because it’s the only remaining mystery on the ship #and then hilarity ensued #project hail mary

grocki

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

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azertyrobaz

If Medium-Rough Texture Planet was taken, maybe go with something personal.

#is beautiful #project hail mary

feluka

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

#pffffffftttt

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