To the death and far beyond

The Masc of Amontillado

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

when humans first discovered jacking off theu probably had to put things on hold for a while, like maybe there was a week where nothing got done. people probably died

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

does anyone know how to draw. has anyone ever drawn anything ever.

First two have good trigger discipline. Not Notsomuch number three in line.

Number Three is ready to kill

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them