feel like ive been hit by a fucking truck lol luckily its just a 5 hour shift today

oh thank god im running the front desk

I was running the desk at open yesterday but I was such a horrible wreck from these back to back double shifts that I took a crazy bong rip before I left for the bus and I was a beautiful machine I was so solid. not the first time ive showed up to work a little high but I was pretty damn good at my job I must say. makes a guy think...

feel like ive been hit by a fucking truck lol luckily its just a 5 hour shift today

oh thank god im running the front desk

if i had a nickel for every time i was just minding my business at work and a weird middle aged druggie that I had an odd and extremely repressed psychosexual fascination with was bleeding everywhere blood all over his hands and arms blood all over the floor and i have to sit on the ground by him and just be cool with it...

I guess this messed me up more than I thought and its totally because the first time it happened I was deeply in love with them. There is nothing I can quite compare to the agony of sitting in front of someone and desperately wanting to clean the blood from their arms but the bounds of professionalism are preventing it.