curiosity is the best and most human trait

found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

I let it outside

goodness gracious girl those tits are fucking fat as shit. hey what's up. they call me Insect Nightlife and every life decision i've ever made has ended up hurting someone at least in some small way. can i borrow 10$

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

white girl SHOCKS nonbinary barista by fucking the coffee machine

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

I am God and in this next patch update I’m getting rid of periods. instead, vaginas will now make pearls that you can trade in for prizes

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

nvm just realized no one cares and it doesn’t matter 🐶 🦋 <- where id put the dog with a butterfly on its nose gif if my internet wasn’t being abysmal dogshit rn

My friends, I need your help to live a better life and to repair our tent, which doesn't protect us from the sun, from illness, or from shrapnel. I need your help to buy food and medicine so I can regain my shattered health. Please help me. I hope you won't leave me to suffer.