I grew tall to fill the void

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

i love the word "ostensibly", you can write some mean ass sentences with it

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

The phrase “Tip: I am so fucking mad” will not leave my brain

in the comments of a surgical dissection of a human heart video

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

mind palace that was formerly a palace until the ruling family was killed mercilessly for its crimes. and now it's the thinking woman's socialist republic.