I grew tall to fill the void

My beloved mutuals are turning my 0 note flop posts into 1 note cult classics

im dodging tornado attacks like its nothing

Have you tried going to a tornado shelter?

the tornadoes should be taking shelter from me

basically what were gonna do is blog

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

youre gonna love this bro. its called settings

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

Katy Perry just grabbed me by the back of the neck and put my head through a glass china cabinet

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw