welcome to my collection

happy 2 years of salmon shark get salmonsharked idiot

my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to

shout out to women this pride month

*starts beatboxing*

sorry, but you were socialized christian. I just can't trust you in a trans space

they literally taught you that trans people were subhuman and that you were better than them. I don't know if you can be trusted around other trans people

they scapegoated and abused you for showing signs of transness? uh... no? christianity is the most privileged religion there is. stop whining

gotta say I was not expecting people to go to bat for my strawman

I actually don't believe you're normal to trans women if you believe there's such a thing as being eternally tainted by one's upbringing

Regular Couple

this ended homophobia

happy pride month

Official silly sign(s)

Very specific poll.

I don't know what you mean

Thats three categories that together create a small group of people compared to the larger internet

I don't understand obviously being all 3 of those things are obviously very common

soon every trans lesbian will be australian

God I hope so

I love you calories. my beautiful wife calories

hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

i wrote this post with happy tears in my eyes sitting in a parking lot after getting coffee for 3 hours with someone i did youth shakespeare with when we were teenagers and hadn't seen in 15 years, in which time we both transitioned, got into nerd shit, found a job that feels good, found people to spend our gay little lives with, and coincidentally moved to the same city. this is exactly how it felt. never ever ever kill yourself