local imaginary friend

i keep spending money. i should be killed

*monkey’s paw gives me a biiig thumbs up*

Has anyone else noticed that the outgroup is weird as fuck while the ingroup is normal and chill

One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

the author's barely disguised longing to be a real person

hate when people think the only archetype possible for a male sidekick to a female protagonist is a soft boi and/or himbo. like the implication there is that the only reason a man would ever defer to a woman’s authority is if he was a bumbling idiot. love male supporting characters who are smart and strong and confident and can step up when necessary but still kind and humble enough to let someone else take the lead most of the time

whatever happens now is entirely the fault of the united states and israel

by calling it "time theft", the state created a crime that sounds even cooler than simply dicking around while on the clock, something which is already incredibly cool

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

i can read the voynich manusript but im not telling anyone what it says because its honestly problematic as fuck

its just not the kind of thing we need to be platforming

god is hiding in between the pages of your favorite book that you haven't read yet and when you're done god will hide in another