🍉 Eating the walls 🍉

Watch carefully, it's subtle.

I literally just spent 2 minutes with my head on my desk weeping with laughter holy shit

matt got to control caleb one time under a well in xhorhas and almost tpked the rest of the party and a dog and he said fuck yeah lets do that again

now i'm imagining yeza in fantasy divorce court like well her best friend (who she has romantic feelings for) turned evil and used magic to accelerate her pregnancy and then she named the baby after him. no we didn't sign a prenup

I think at this point having sex would be the most normal thing they could do

Veth and Caleb are never going to stop being weird to each other. They never have been normal about each other and they NEVER will be and that’s beautiful

You know, there's this cliché that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️