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I literally just spent 2 minutes with my head on my desk weeping with laughter holy shit
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Hey yโall wanna see the worlds most appropriately unhinged phantom of the opera as it came up on my FYP?
Watch carefully, it's subtle.
I literally just spent 2 minutes with my head on my desk weeping with laughter holy shit

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funny seeing the google ai go on full defense for white people over the word honky while the wiki article it's sourcing is just like "yeah its some insult". they're injecting their own #alllivesmatter weights into the bot
Getting cancelled on tumblr because someone went into my blog archives and caught me calling crackers the H word with a hard Y
never ask the people who say "why do gay people get a whole month when vets dont??" how they feel about active combat vets asking people not to shoot off fireworks on the 4th of july (a day thats at least culturally meant to "celebrate" vets) because it triggers their ptsd
seeing people say "this trope has been done to death" as if that's ever stopped anyone from eating bread. BREAD HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND WE STILL WANT MORE BREAD. write your chosen one AU. write your coffee shop meet-cute. write your 47th iteration of "there was only one bed" because guess what??? we're still hungry.

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Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel
Dude, hold on
IRON LUNG Markiplier as Simon the Convict
ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water
you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful
The Johnny Appleseed they donโt want you to know about

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CEASER SALAD AND NOTHING ELSE!!
how my cat looks to me
twinnies..
The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened
what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.
Me, straddling his lap: I'm kinda nervous. like idk ive never done this before
The therapist: yeah, so there's other chairs in this room

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the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.
we even have a The Plague
i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.