Diagnosed Cynocephalic

have you ever seen a fictional male character that is obviously designed by straight people to be ugly as possible but you KNOW would be extremely popular with gay men???

Happy Pride

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business

to all my moots who have not watched severance, this is a real line

fuck genetics i deserve g cups

reblog to give me bigger tits

Guys stop! They have already crushed a small dairy farm - if this hits 1k Nebraska is so doomed.

give me three reasons why i should give a damn about nebraska over a killer rack?