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Damn, Rome really looks great in all four seasons
Winter
Spring
Summer
Fall
oh my GOD
As long as I’ve been on this site, I honestly should have seen this coming a mile away and yet…

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Leverage (2008) // eliot fighting for his life in the background
Reminder that Leverage is amazing and you all should watch it.
i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]
additions from the og artist (credit)
“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend
I know it’s not July yet, but guys, happy 10 years of “two cakes”. This post on god has been a godsend not only as a writer myself but as a friend of artists and writers who I love to encourage. This was legitimately a game-changer.
OP thank you so much for this.
Hector Barbossa & Elizabeth Swann | Parallels & Developments
#These two had such an impact on each other–in a weird way it’s Platonic!Hades and Persephone #where she learns to become a better king of the dark sea and dead men than he ever could and he comes to almost admire her for it. #Just… y'all have been sleeping on this relationship. #Elizabeth didn’t retain shit from Jack Sparrow–Will did. She learned from Barbossa. (via @theimpossiblescheme)
THIS. Not only is Barbossa far more of a Proper (Cinematic) Pirate than Jack (with the outgrown Errol Flynn hair to prove it!), but he absolutely plays the role of Hades in Curse of the Black Pearl.
While Elizabeth first boards the Black Pearl (here functioning as both Hades’ chariot and Charon’s ferry) more or less voluntarily, Barbossa/Hades does indeed kidnap her and take her to the “land of the dead”—the Isla de Muerta. The Black Pearl also serves as a kind of limbo, holding men halfway between death and life. Much like Pluto of old, CotBP!Barbossa is strongly associated with both wealth and death, even more so than the other pirates. When they get to the “Underworld”, we see that the cursed crew members require a blood sacrifice to regain (permanent) corporeality, paralleling the shades Odysseus encounters who require blood to regain the ability to speak (Odyssey 11.24-50).
By the time At World’s End rolls around, Elizabeth has begun to catch up to Barbossa in terms of piracy and command. She visits another, more literal Underworld at Barbossa’s side; he knows the way, and she has more than learned from her previous experiences. It was Elizabeth thinking more piratically—thinking like Barbossa—that made the trip to the Locker necessary, after all.
In the end, she eclipses Barbossa in power and is crowned King, with her own beloved ferrying souls between worlds as she sails the seven seas. Like Persephone, Elizabeth straddles worlds and holds power in both, and it was Barbossa/Hades who first helped her get there.
(Anyway, this series owns my entire ass, follow for more irregularly scheduled Pirates content and hmu if you want a longer essay on how the Locker journey in AWE is a classical katabasis narrative with a sweet twist on Orpheus’ in particular. Also Barbossa quotes the Aeneid.)
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#and I believe in a way Elizabeth makes Hector realize that it is possible for pirates to be masters of their own fate again #and had no problem in the end after her speech that the ‘maid’ from long ago #is now his king #and now he’s this amalgamation of weird mentor/uncle/man she asked to marry her and the love of her life #and i love how she KNOWS that he’s the only one brave/insane enough to guide them through that maelstrom #and when he responds with gusto she gives this GREAT BIG SMILE #as if to say ‘THERE’S the one and only pirate I know. There’s Captain Hector Barbossa.’

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doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.
remember remember
huge fan of the depth of a good purple but another area that draws me is definitely around aquamarine/turquoise/seafoam. you can not go wrong once the green starts getting just a tinge more blue. a gal could certainly do worse than to pull over there and stay a while
something earth shattering going on here
this is why one of my favorite all-time paintings is Ship in Stormy Seas by Ivan Aivazovsky... he was really onto something there
a close up to just... light shining through those waves, makes me feel faint with exhilaration every time
THERE IS A BOAT BY IVAN AIVAZOVSKY!!
Ivan Aivazovsky could paint glowing water. One of the GOATs for sure.
The feared sting-ray
The elusive and mysterious StingRug
SNUG RAY
hyperfixating on a fictional woman who went underdeveloped in canon is literally FUN and the 80-90% of fandom people who only do the same for background character men have no idea of the degree to which they are fucking missing out
no tumblr i have faith that this post will be found by the enlightened 10-20 percent
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hour 1 of thinking about an underdeveloped woman: idk it would've been nice if she had more screentime
hour 100 of thinking about an underdeveloped woman: ok but despite having only eight lines of dialogue she is literally THE most interesting nuanced and tragic character in the entire series and these writers had no idea what they even had. how is no one else seeing this it's literally so objectively obvious

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god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies
they’ve always got Alicent Hightower in a situation that you would see in the plot of a mobile game advertisement
wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"
wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting
wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.
wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.
wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.
wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.
wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on
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it's even worse that the only way to learn is by playing and the only way to win is by learning
But the only way to begin is by beginning. So let's begin.
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best shit ive seen in my life actually

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"But how can you justify a player character with a (non-disinherited) noble background in a dungeon-crawling fantasy game" well, the most obvious approach is a fantasy setting whose nobility practices cognatic primogeniture where, instead of "first son inherits, second son goes into the military, third son becomes a priest", it's "first son inherits, second son goes into the military, third son becomes an adventurer". From the player's perspective, it handily explains why the title comes with little material support from the family; from the family's perspective, there's an unspoken understanding that most of the spare heirs will be eaten by a dragon (or whatever), thereby simplifying the inheritance situation, and the few survivors will become great assets.
(There is, of course, the possibility that a surviving third son, having grown powerful and understandably harbouring some slight resentment, may return, kill his elder brothers with dark magic, and take over the dynasty, but in practice this almost never happens.)
Picturing this arising from a fairy tale tradition of the 3rd born child being the one to make their fortune through being the good kid who's kind to mysterious old people in haunted forests. You -have- to go out and seek your fortune, Steve, your older brother will fuck it up and end up cursed to vomit amphibians, we all know it.
That’s awesome. You’ve got to love tradition and a bit of fairytale logic.
Some alternative options, because the possibilities are endless:
Your family’s bloodline is impeccable. Their coffers … aren’t. And dungeons have treasure. A quick influx of cash with the right name behind it will do wonders.
You’re the spare heir with nothing to do and you’re bored. A little recreational adventuring never killed anyone, right?
My good man, the gentleman adventurer is a tried and true institution! How else do you think the great discoveries of our nation were uncovered!
Your once-proud family’s fortunes have waned, and your grandfather is convinced that the loss of a family artefact is to blame. It’s up to you to retrieve that artefact and break the curse before there’s nothing left.
Your once-proud family has been the victim of a coup. As the survivor, you’re determined to avenge them and regain the family seat, but that will require armed forces, and mercenaries require cash. Hence the need for a bit of dungeon delving to pay your way.
Your once-proud family has made a grave political error and their good name hangs in the balance. Your political opponent has offered a (likely fatal) act of penance to make up for the misstep. You know you’re not meant to survive, but what else can you do?
Your once-proud family is a nest of infighting, horror, and fatal ladder climbing, and honestly you think you’re safer in some dungeon in the arse-crack of nowhere. It at least makes it slightly more difficult for your cousin’s assassins to catch up to you.
You’ve made the grave error of falling in love with a royal heir, and their royal parent, disapproving but needing to appear fair, has set a series of impossible challenges before you to win their hand.
You wanted more than a life constrained by politics, reputations and marriages, and so you ran away to become an adventurer.
There is a darkness on the horizon, and you feel a deep and genuine need to combat it, but your family is positioned precariously, so your activities must not be linked back to them. Thus, you’ve disguised yourself to go out and get things done.
Inheritance in your family doesn’t simply pass to the eldest child. Instead, you must earn it by some deed that will put your family’s name emphatically back on the map.
Your family has a long and honourable tradition of fighting evil, and while they do their best to keep one child back to actually carry on the line, the rest are expected to go out and do good for the world.
Your family has a long and dishonourable tradition of tomb-robbing, ‘archaeology’, and other assorted shady dealings, and you’re quite happy to carry on said tradition.
You are a knight of the crown, and you are on a quest.
Honestly, there are any number of reasons for a noble, disinherited or otherwise, to be out and about, from basic boredom to any number of other causes. They’ve got the resources to indulge, and the reputation to defend, and any number of long and storied histories that can come attached to their name and bloodline.
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