Luigi house but it mansion

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

Who names their character Susan

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

happy fourth of june-lie to all my liars and gaslighting icons!!! it is your solemn duty to lie to anyone and everyone today but especially men!!!

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old