heavy are the legs that wear the jeans

unauthorized fucking Noise in my house so i might be in agonizing pain for either the next 24 hours or the rest of my life

whichever gamefreak employee invented perish song circa 1999 was right, there is a noise that will cause me to faint in three turns if i do not immediately remove myself from the situation

[ID: art of Luz and King from The Owl House. Luz is lying on her back and holding King up in the air with her feet, as she smiles at him and he waves his arms, roaring playfully. End ID.]

ID: a flash photo of a Shedinja (the Shed/Cicada Pokemon) plushie seated on a beige seat. Due to the angle and size of the seat, it appears very small. Above the image is a tumblr banner that reads, "We reviewed your post and determined it needed a Content Label." end id

[ID: screenshot redraw of Luz from The Owl House in Titan form, gritting her teeth with fury as she grabs the ribs of Belos's monster form, preparing to rip him off of the Titan's heart. Rings of glyphs are glowing around each of her arms. The original screenshot is below. End ID.]

very telling that even if you’re not allowed to view content related to self harm/suicide/eating disorders due to not giving up your ID on the uk internet you will still be shown relentless ads for weight loss drugs and fad diets showing unrealistic/AI generated bodies and unhealthy methods and time frames for weight loss that can only be achieved by starvation. oh and also so so many gambling ads. relentless ads for gacha and gambling services. almost like it’s not actually about protecting kids at all or something

[ID: art of Lebanne and Jacinthe from Pokémon. Lebanne has a confident smile and a hand around Jacinthe's waist, taking a dramatic and exaggerated dance step with her leg up high, while Jacinthe is sweating and blushing nervously, letting Lebanne pull her along. End ID.]

[ID: A picture of the progress pride flag. The chevron with the stripes for trans people and people of color, as well as the intersex flag, have been replaced with the Tumblr "This content has been removed for violating Tumblr's Community Guidelines." /End ID]

i love when pokemon strategies sound like ship names for the pokemon involved, like mausape. annihilape has entered a polyamorous relationship with the maushold parents

does maushold using beat up on their loving consenting annihilape partner to stack boosts for a rage fist sweep qualify as bdsm,,,

[ID: art of Raine from The Owl House in their time skip design, pointing at themself and laughing playfully, with their eyes closed and a big grin. End ID.]

[ID: art of Amity and Luz from The Owl House in their Grom outfits, holding hands as they smile playfully and dance beneath pink clouds at night. End ID.]