yasha catch me! *clapclap*

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

“Art is happening everywhere all of the time” but an awful lot of it seems to only ever happen in New York and London, doesn’t it?

beautiful women named hazardous air quality are messaging me

absolutely zero shade to this person but i’ve been thinking about it all day. when you imagine a ‘golden sunset’ do you picture like a smoke haze lit up by the sun and diffusing colorful light or do you just imagine like the color of the sun itself that could maybe be described as golden. do i give off pollutioncore. have i been dust cloud stan number one for years. please tell me you all understand i didn’t intend that

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

Jolene

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them