yasha catch me! *clapclap*

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

breaking my silence. it is insane that a marriage is more celebrated than earning a degree.

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

i just love all the stories about production on project hail mary. they didn't use a single green/blue screen in the whole film. they built the whole interior of the hail mary. the petrova line scene was done practically by putting infrared lights on a chicken wire cage. rocky's voice was one of the puppeteers because he did such a good job during filming that they couldn't imagine anyone else voicing him. and rocky was a practical puppet/animatronic! sandra huller picked sign of the times as her karaoke song and she asked her daughter if it was still a cool song. i just feel like there was so much love making this film and im obsessed

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

Here's Joma and Morrow's GoFundMe, because they were indicted on federal charges.

There's "committing to the bit" and then there's whatever the fuck Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster were doing on television every week from 2006-2014

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball