yasha catch me! *clapclap*

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

u ever get a new follower and think. well this isnt gonna last

i'm really glad 6 isnt afraid of 7 anymore and you could all stand to be more supportive of their relationship

talking about stuff like prison reform or the SO registry really quickly makes you realize how many peoples political ideology boils down to "look, just tell me who the bad people are so I know who we should be killing."

and this is not unique to one side of the political spectrum btw. right or left, authoritarian or anarchist, all are susceptible to the rhetoric of "who is the acceptable target?"

Faux leather was the worst thing ever created

Lets take a material that can last decades with the right treatment and care and fucking replicate it with the most dogshit ugly flimsiest animal extinction microplastics smells bad unsexual rips in four days garbage disgusting saran wrap we can think of. Ostensibly for vegans.

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

being an actor is the funniest job in the whole world. sometimes you just have to continuously (and for years) see articles and videos and tweets and comments where people are like "I know this wasn't your original intention but, you have undeniable chemistry with your coworker and I think it's in everyone's best interest that we get to see you simulate sex on our TVs." you just don't see that when you work in an accounting firm.

There is no Love on that island

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isn't my diary] Nothing. i've never had a problem