yasha catch me! *clapclap*

is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

one of my favorite Anne rice facebook posts I’ve seen floating around that I’ve never fact checked bc I don’t care and it’s funny is the one where she’s like I don’t like Gabrielle she was mean to lestat. As if she had nothing to do with it

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

“Art is happening everywhere all of the time” but an awful lot of it seems to only ever happen in New York and London, doesn’t it?

beautiful women named hazardous air quality are messaging me

absolutely zero shade to this person but i’ve been thinking about it all day. when you imagine a ‘golden sunset’ do you picture like a smoke haze lit up by the sun and diffusing colorful light or do you just imagine like the color of the sun itself that could maybe be described as golden. do i give off pollutioncore. have i been dust cloud stan number one for years. please tell me you all understand i didn’t intend that

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea