Your energy is full of panic, Mr Goodsir

Old Yeller just parried the bullet

just pinned a girl to the fourth wall

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

It's also so funny how the camera just pans over Odegaard like "this is not about him". Me as a cameraman tbh

my thing with ryan gosling is that he's handsome enough that I forget he can actually act until I periodically see a movie he's in every two or three years and I remember there's actually at least two reasons he gets consistent work. it's a delightful surprise every time, it's wonderful.

*chanting* THE NICE GUYS THE NICE GUYS THE NICE GUYS